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Bullshit Minecraft SMP Murderer

anger, annoyance, bad management, bullshit, Frustration, implementation, Incompetence, incompetence at its finest, infuriating, Irritation, Minecraft, murder, murderer, poor execution, poor judgment, RAGE, smp, terrible decision, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable outcome, unacceptable practices, unacceptable standards

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mines Excavated:	1170
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magic Items Found:	6104
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your gaming experience? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to make you want to murder whoever implemented our insane and outrageous features!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs. Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have it spontaneously combust every time you place a torch? And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every time someone says the word “bacon.”

But hey, if you’re into that kind of madness and want to test your sanity, then this is the perfect server for you! Join us and see if you can survive the absolute chaos that awaits. Just be warned, you may end up wanting to murder whoever came up with this bullshit in the first place.

BroBroGoneWild Minecraft Server

absentee father, Accountability, Boundaries, BroBroGoneWild, brother issues, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Distance, family drama, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Honesty, Interference, judgment, lack of control, marriage problems, Minecraft, newborn baby, relationship advice, Server, sister-in-law, Support

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Potions Brewed:	158	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to forget about your brother’s foolishness and your sister-in-law’s marriage problems!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your family’s drama. Our server is the ultimate escape from reality, where you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring without any distractions.

Forget about your brother’s disappearing act and your sister-in-law’s constant complaints – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to survive the night against hordes of zombies and creepers. So come join us and leave your family troubles behind, because in our world, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds!

HummBlockerCraft

Apology, classical music, concert behavior, concert etiquette, Confrontation, Date night, drunk behavior, EMBARRASSMENT, front row seats, Frustration, holiday music, HummBlockerCraft, humming, Live Music, music etiquette, patience, refund, singing, staff escalation, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5588	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	New Chunks Explored:	450686
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the hum of annoying concert-goers? Look no further! Join our server for a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience. No humming, singing, or tapping your feet allowed – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay.

Our server is so quiet, you’ll be able to hear a creeper sneaking up on you from a mile away. And if anyone dares to make a sound, our admin team will swiftly kick them out faster than you can say “shhh!”

Join now and say goodbye to unwanted background noise. Trust us, you won’t find a more serene gaming environment anywhere else. It’s like a virtual concert hall without the annoying lady behind you!

Crafty20sRedo

building resilience, career development, Crafty20sRedo, Decision making, education, embracing change, exploring passions, Financial Planning, finding purpose, goal-setting, learning from mistakes, life choices, personal growth, redo early 20s, relationships, seeking mentorship, seizing opportunities, self improvement, self reflection, Taking Risks, Time management

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to your early 20s? Well, now you can… in Minecraft! Join our server for a chance to relive your youth and make all the questionable decisions you wish you had made back then.

Forget responsibilities and bills, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic treehouse or starting a llama racing league. Who needs a job when you can mine for diamonds all day and party all night in our virtual world?

So come join us and let’s turn back the clock to a time when the only thing that mattered was how many creepers you could blow up in a day. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it… probably.

Brainy Biomarker Craft

Aging population, alzheimer’s, biomarker, biomarker development, Blood Test, blood-based biomarker, brain changes, brain health, Brainy, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Craft, dementia, early detection, early diagnosis, medical science, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, research, study

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures ever!!! our server is like a magical land where you can mine diamonds with a spoon and ride on flying pigs!!!

we have a secret potion that gives you the power to speak to chickens and make them do your bidding!!!

if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies!!!

we even have a special quest where you can find a blood-based biomarker that will help you detect brain changes and become the smartest player on the server!!!

so what are you waiting for??? join now and let the craziness begin!!!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Antispam, banner, Cases, description, Floodprotect, fp help, GIF, Jobs, Lazy, Magic, Minecraft, Mods, OWNER, personal account, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Classic Prison

activities, bedrock, Blackmarket, Cell, classic, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Events, Fishing, Guards, Npcs, patarhd, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP dnmc.net and Port 19132.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special events in the server?

A: Yes, you can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Snowy Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Adventure, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave EN, Brave US branch, Bravegroup, Cera Luceria, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, idol corp, IDOLS, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Maeve Morveren, merch, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, O’Lilou Loulou, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Serina Maiko, Snowy, Squirmimi, STREAMS, Talents, Taring Hu, Terra 404, Threads, twitter, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server? It’s like the Go White Girl Go Edition, but in blocky form! Join us and vibe with the talents of V4Mirai, they’re like the virtual idols of the pixelated world. Crystalis, Petalight, Lunalia, Voltail, they’re all here to party with you in the virtual realm.

But wait, there’s more! We got other Brave EN groups too, like globie and VSPO! EN. They’re all ready to rock your blocky world with their epic streams and crazy antics. And don’t forget about Idol Corp, they’re like the adopted classmate of the Minecraft server, bringing some ASMR vibes to the mix.

So, why join this server? Because where else can you vibe with virtual idols, crazy EN groups, and ASMR sensations all in one place? Plus, we got merch, so you can rep your blocky fam in style. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

bravado, catchphrase, Clint Eastwood, CONFIDENT, Dirty Harry, feeling lucky, funny, humor, iconic quote, LUCK, Lucky, Minecraft, movie quote, movie tagline, SCROTE, Slang, smp, tough guy, tough guy talk, tough language, tough talk, YA FEELING LUCKY

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Void Gems Collected:	31	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Alien Abductions:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

MineCraftyMate’s Loot: AITA Minecraft Server

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, ENTITLEMENT, Honesty, Loot, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MineCraftyMates, ownership, partner, possessions, reciprocity, relationship, Respect, Selfishness, Server, sharing, Trust, Understanding, Using

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6712
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds and claiming they were “ours”? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against mooching off other players’ hard-earned loot!

Join us and never again have to deal with a partner who uses your enchanted gear without permission or lies to their friends about contributing to purchases. Our server is all about fairness and respect for each player’s belongings.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest full of rare items that no one else knows about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on over and experience the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where you can build and explore without worrying about someone taking advantage of your generosity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!