СЛОМАННЫХ – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Funkg’s Trash Thread Minecraft SMP
Archive, Dance, desuarchive, discussion, epic humping, forum, Fun, funkg, Funkgs, Funky, Groove, internet culture, Last week, meme, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Party, Retro, smp, Thread, thread revival, Trash, Trash thread, vintage
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some epic humping action! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.
From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic humping contests, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of mods to spice things up even more – like the “Hump-O-Meter” plugin that tracks your humping skills and awards you with special prizes.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the humping adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for some wild and crazy times ahead!

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New Server IP
ClassicRPG
Economy, PvE, Survival, Survival RPG Unique Experience Dream Project Progress Premium Abilities Public Staff Love New Hosting Handful Players Rank Special Abilities Not sold, Vanilla
Brand new server offering a unique survival experience
Hello, my name is Lucas. I’ve been hosting servers for about 4 years and this right here is my dream project of a RPG survival server. The server is currently a work in progress and theres no pay to win or donations. The first handful of players will recieve a premium rank with special ablities that are not sold to the public. I am also looking for staff.
Much love!
classicrpg.ca

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New Server IP
Birch
birch, Development, Economy, FIX, Hub, Minecraft, Server, Survival
Join birch now! Birch has just been started, and I need to develop a hub and fix some things. Birch should be good and fixed by dec 1st.
135.148.151.27:50013

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Accent All Day Minecraft Server
accent, Acting, Actors, Commitment, Consistency, daily routine, Day, Dedication, discipline, Focus, habits, Mastery, Memory, Minecraft, Performance, PHONES, Practice, Professionalism, Remembering, reminder, Server, skill, Technique
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our players are required to speak in a different accent every hour. That’s right, mate! One minute you’ll be talking like a pirate, and the next you’ll be sounding like a posh British chap. It’s a wild ride of linguistic mayhem!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly throughout the day. Get your groove on with other players and show off your best dance moves – just watch out for the creeper DJ who likes to drop explosive beats!
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember to bring your best accents and dance moves – it’s going to be a wild ride!

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The Big Leagues Are In Your Path… Minecraft SMP
aew, AMBITION, athletes, athletic journey, big, big leagues, career goals, Competition, Dedication, determination, dream job, following your passion, hard work, in your path, leagues, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, Path, professional wrestling, Pursuing Greatness, reaching the top, smp, Sports Entertainment, success, wrestling
Are you ready to enter the big leagues of Minecraft SMPs? Well strap in, because this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day and mine diamonds with their eyes closed.
But that’s not all, oh no. We’ve also got a secret underground society of players who communicate only in pig Latin and have a pet creeper as their leader. Joining this server is like stepping into a whole new world of chaos and creativity.
So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world, then come on down and join us. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

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Fortune Fields
10. Community, 11. Custom features, 12. Vibrant community, 13. Strategic progression, 14. Hierarchy, 15. Mining, 16. Trading, 17. Economy, 18. Leaderboards, 19. Adrenaline-filled combat, 2. Survival Multiplayer, 20. Growing community., 3. Prisons game mode, 4. KitPVP, 5. Builder, 6. Strategist, 7. Fighter, 8. Adventure, 9. Competition, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, minecraft server, Prison, Survival
Fortune Fields is a premier Minecraft server offering a variety of exciting game modes to cater to every player’s preferences. Our SMP (Survival Multiplayer) provides a classic survival experience with a twist, featuring custom features and a vibrant community to make every adventure unique. For those who enjoy strategic progression, our Prisons game mode challenges players to rank up through a hierarchy, mining, trading, and dominating the prison economy. KitPVP offers fast-paced, adrenaline-filled combat where players can hone their skills, climb leaderboards, and compete for glory. Each game mode is carefully designed to deliver engaging and competitive gameplay. Whether you’re a builder, strategist, or fighter, Fortune Fields has something for everyone. Join us today and become part of a growing community where adventure and competition await!
fortunefieldsmc.com

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New Server IP
Nexys Tensura Server
Adventure, alliances, Biomes, Collaborative Play, Community, Discord, Dungeons, Kingdoms, Magic, Mechanics, Minecraft, Modpack, Monsters, Nations, Nexys Tensura Server, Reincarnated Server, Resets, Roleplay, strategy, Survival, tensura, Updates
About the Server
Welcome to the Tensura: Reincarnated Server, a community-driven world based on the Tensura: Reincarnated Mod and enhanced by our custom modpack. Experience magic, strategy, and adventure inspired by That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime!
Features: Immersive Roleplay: Forge your path as a powerful being, build nations, and form alliances. Custom Gameplay: Explore biomes, dungeons, and mechanics that expand Tensura’s world. Collaborative Play: Team up to create kingdoms, conquer monsters, and rise to power. Frequent Updates: Expect regular tweaks as the modpack evolves in its Alpha/Beta stage. Potential Resets: The server may reset for major updates to ensure the best experience. Friendly Community: Engage with other players (Discord coming soon!) Join us and help shape this growing world! Your feedback is invaluable as we create an ever-evolving adventure.
Tensura-Reincarnated.apexmc.co:25762

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Dawntrail Minecraft Server
Casual CC meet up, Curse of the Wereviera, DAWNTRAIL, Events, final fantasy xiv, Fire Walk With Me, Free Companies, GARO Makai Senki, Iron Giant, Kamen Rider Zero-One, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Resources, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Sunday Bunday, The Missing Pieces, The Wild Robot, Tokusatsu Watch Party, treasure maps
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for our upcoming events like the Br’aaxskin Treasure Maps where you can find hidden treasures and become the richest player in the game. Or how about the Iron Giant + The Wild Robot event where you can battle against epic bosses and prove your skills to the entire server.
But wait, there’s more! Join us for our Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring GARO Makai Senki and Kamen Rider Zero-One episodes. Who knew watching TV could be so much fun in Minecraft? And don’t miss out on our Shared FATE meetup where you can team up with other players to take on challenging missions and earn exclusive rewards.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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New Server IP
Minecraft SMP – Auburn Bot Edition
Auburn, Auburn Tigers, Auburn University, auburnbot edition, best team, Bot, cfb, Championship, college football, Defense, Edition, fan base, football, game day, Minecraft, ncaa, Offense, Quarterback, Rivalry, sec, smp, sports, tailgating, touchdowns, war eagle
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. Not to mention, our diamond ore veins are so massive, you’ll need a pickaxe the size of a skyscraper to mine them all.
But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet. We have a secret underground society of builders who create pixel art that comes to life at night. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – they’re so intense, the winners are crowned the rulers of the server for a week.
So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll instantly become the best college football team in the world. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

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New Server IP
ArkobiCraft
Earth, Survival Creative PVP Skyblock Factions Minigames Economy Towny Roleplay Hardcore Adventure Pixelmon Vanilla Prison RPG Faction Wars Lockette McMMO Custom Enchants Auctions
Arkobia community Minecraft server. It is a server with more than 150 mods in the ArkobiCraft modpack that you can find on curseforge. Version 1.20.1
Ark.arkobia.com

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