Hello and welcome to Server_Cake! We have so many choices of games and it’s not only the games up there, there’s more! So please join and be part of the community!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
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Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for a rollercoaster ride through madness and mayhem. Watch out for the Barber of La Manchaland Outis, who’s always ready to give you a stylish new haircut… whether you want one or not!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining the FangHunt Office and becoming a Fixer like the legendary Hong Lu? Help us track down elusive targets and bring them to justice in the most ridiculous ways possible.
So why wait? Download our server now and dive into the chaos. Just remember, this server is directly tied to the setting of our previous games, so expect spoilers and plenty of laughs along the way. See you on the other side, blockheads!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 95 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be completely different people while chatting. You can be a 10-year-old girl one minute and a 37-year-old man with a tragic backstory the next. It’s like roleplaying on steroids!
But wait, there’s more! We have players who create elaborate stories and characters just for fun. From a depressed Japanese girl to a man with an absurdist view of life, our server is filled with unique personalities that will keep you entertained for hours.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for storytelling or roleplaying. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us if you miss the good old days of Minecraft when you could ride pigs off cliffs and build giant phallic structures without getting banned. Our server is a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much…but who’s really keeping track?).
We have a thriving community of players who are all just as insane as you are, so you’ll fit right in! From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground fighting ring where players battle it out for glory and prizes (and maybe a little bit of diamond armor).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us! Just be prepared for the wild ride of your life…and maybe bring some extra blocks to rebuild your house after it inevitably gets blown up by a TNT-wielding maniac.
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us on our server where the only currency is diamonds and the only loot boxes are the ones you find in dungeons. Say goodbye to pay-to-win and hello to mine-to-win! Our server is a sanctuary for gamers who are tired of being nickel and dimed at every turn.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic battles for rare loot. Some say he’s just a myth, but those who have faced him swear he’s the real deal.
So why waste your time on modern crappy games when you can join our server and stick it to the big, greedy companies? Come join us and experience the true joy of gaming without all the BS. See you in the mines, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Forget about trying to figure out bus schedules or dealing with crowded sidewalks, on our server you can soar through the skies on your trusty pig companion, dodging obstacles and causing chaos wherever you go.
But be warned, the pigs have a mind of their own and may take you on some unexpected detours. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride through a world where walkability and public transportation are a thing of the past!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can live out all your homesteading fantasies without ever having to deal with pesky real-life chores. Want to raise chickens, plant a garden, or build a cozy cabin in the woods? You can do it all without breaking a sweat (or your bank account).
So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best homesteading life without the hefty price tag. Who needs real land when you can have virtual land for free? It’s a no-brainer, really.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Our server is so wild, we have players running around like they just drank a stamina potion from Run Energy Changes – Open Beta 2! And don’t even get us started on Project Zanaris – October Update, where players are finding themselves in a whole new world of chaos.
But wait, there’s more! Our Halloween Fixes & Miscellaneous Changes will have you spooked and entertained all year round. Plus, if you’re new and wondering what to do, just follow our Optimal Quest Guide and Achievement Diary for some epic adventures.
Join our server now and be part of the insanity! Who needs Twitter drama when you have our chat channel, fart cc, where the real tea is spilled. And don’t forget to sign up for our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition, where the competition is so fierce, it’s like trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride giant chickens into battle against evil zombie pigmen? Or build a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Big Mooner and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep… they tend to get a little carried away.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 111 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Forget about spending hundreds of dollars on a fancy graphics card, join us and build to your heart’s content with no worries about AI or corporate scams. Plus, who needs groceries when you can feast on virtual cake and cookies in the game?
So come join our server and escape the real world madness for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new job as a professional block builder!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 69 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
Forget about those other servers that are as basic as a dirt block, come join us for a Java experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house up too, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! So why Java? Because why settle for mediocrity when you can have madness!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7547 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Want to know how to get autism? Look no further! Our server is so crazy and unpredictable that you’ll be questioning your sanity in no time. From exploding chickens to gravity-defying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato sack races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… you guessed it, potatoes! And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion shows, where the best-dressed llama gets crowned the king of the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a touch of madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
