Hello and welcome to Server_Cake! We have so many choices of games and it’s not only the games up there, there’s more! So please join and be part of the community!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
We have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for cookies, a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.
But beware, there are rumors of a mischievous group of players who call themselves the “Troll Brigade” and will stop at nothing to prank unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or stand against their shenanigans?
So why did it become so dimeless, you ask? Because on our server, the only thing that matters is having a blast and creating unforgettable memories with your fellow players. Join us today and see what all the hype is about!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to finally fulfill your wildest dreams (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance.
So why wait? Join our server today and see what kind of crazy antics await you. Just remember to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they have a tendency to steal your blocks and your heart.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us for epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. But fear not, for we have the legendary Ronaldo Burger that will give you the strength and courage to defeat them all!
Critics are already raving about our server, calling it the most hilarious and chaotic experience they’ve ever had. So come join us and be a part of the madness. Just be prepared to cry tears of joy (or maybe just tears) when you taste the infamous “Sad Meal” from Meali Kidsmenutini’s Slop. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t soon forget!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us on our 15k sat shitcoin server where the currency is as wild as our players! Trade your diamonds for rare and exotic items like enchanted golden carrots or even a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, deal with it)!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon fears it. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us for a chance to play alongside the clumsy girl next door who’s also a pro at karaoke and rhythm games. Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with the silly girly girl who loves retro and aquatic games, as well as drawing the most outrageous doodles.
But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with the chuuni seiso girl who’s all about longform playthroughs with a side of pre-game zatsu? Or maybe you’re more into delulu deredere types who slay soulslikes and belt out karaoke tunes like there’s no tomorrow.
And don’t even get us started on the gremlin imouto who’s a master at horror games and RPGs, or the dorky weird girl who’s all about collabs and retro games. Oh, and let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who dominates card games and can draw like a pro.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with our pixelated pals by your side!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Picture this: Prancer leading a pack of griefers through the snowy biome, causing havoc wherever they go. The Heart of Christmas quest where you have to find Santa’s lost presents before the Grinch steals them all. And don’t even get me started on Elfette Saves Christmas, where you have to battle evil snowmen and gingerbread zombies to save the holiday season.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a tangled string of Christmas lights, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous holiday fun you’ve ever had! Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door, because things are about to get merry and mayhem-filled!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
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| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even outrun a turtle? Well, look no further because our server is faster than Sanic on steroids! We’ve got shadow gens that will make you question reality and SP^RK 3 that will blow your mind (literally, be careful).
Join us and witness the epic battle between Sanicteam and the literal clown who somehow became the best high speed platformer ever made. Who will come out on top? Who knows, but it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists, turns, and probably a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s likely).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to hold onto your hat, because things are about to get crazy up in here!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Looking for a server where every day is like a wacky sitcom episode? Look no further! Join us for insane storylines, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can join a server where the drama never stops?
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show? Come join the madness and see for yourself! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you…😂🎮🤪
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Explore hidden dungeons, uncover ancient artifacts, and battle against powerful foes as you journey through a world where nothing is as it seems. Will you be able to unravel the conspiracy before it’s too late, or will you fall victim to their nefarious schemes?
With epic quests, challenging puzzles, and a community of players ready to join you in the fight against evil, this server offers a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience like no other. So grab your pickaxe, gather your allies, and prepare to take on the ultimate challenge – because the fate of the world is in your hands!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4752 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 14494 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
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Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for a rollercoaster ride through madness and mayhem. Watch out for the Barber of La Manchaland Outis, who’s always ready to give you a stylish new haircut… whether you want one or not!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining the FangHunt Office and becoming a Fixer like the legendary Hong Lu? Help us track down elusive targets and bring them to justice in the most ridiculous ways possible.
So why wait? Download our server now and dive into the chaos. Just remember, this server is directly tied to the setting of our previous games, so expect spoilers and plenty of laughs along the way. See you on the other side, blockheads!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
