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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 1178 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!