Semitart Survival | New Minecraft Servers 2025

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7864
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Void Armor Forged:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	7

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Star Shards Collected:	168	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Love Letters Sent:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

AntennaCraft: Heart & Brain Signals

accurate measurements, antenna technology, AntennaCraft, biomedical engineering, Brain, brain signals, cellular communication, cellular interactions, electrical signals, health monitoring, Heart, heart signals, light scattering, low millivolts, medical advancements, mit, MIT research, physiological signals, Real-Time Monitoring, research technology, signal detection, Signals, wireless antennas, wireless technology

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1834
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	New Chunks Explored:	12490
Secret Passages Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	7950
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like, SO LIT cuz it has tiny wireless antennas dat track ur heart and brain signals like WUT?!?!? u can literally see ur own cells interacting in REAL TIME, like whaaat??? join dis server if u wanna be a SCIENTIST in Minecraft and watch ur brain do its thang while u build ur epic castle or whatever. it’s like having x-ray vision but for ur BRAIN, like whoa dude, so cool. come join us and be a part of dis crazy cool world where u can be a mad scientist AND a master builder at the same time, like YASSSS QUEEN.

Apathy MC

Minecraft Gaming Adventure Community Builder Strategy Towny Multiplayer Creative Survival Pvp Faction Skyblock Economy Roleplay Minigames Modded Vanilla Redstone Exploration, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Void Gems Collected:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

IP: play.apathymc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/UrM7TumMGN

Apathy MC is a Minecraft server dedicated to create an amazing community. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or strategist. We are currently a Towny server for version 1.21.X; we aim to make you entertained, with the content we provide on Apathy MC. Join us today as Apathy MC invites you to play with us

play.apathymc.net

DandyCraft

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, creativity, Custom, DandyCraft, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Factions, Fun, game worlds, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Network Server., new modalities, role playing, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dimension Hops:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Join our exciting Minecraft Network server! We offer a wide variety of modalities, from CUSTOM. And that’s not all! We are working on exciting new modalities that will be coming soon. Come join the fun on our Minecraft Network server and experience the thrill of playing in different game worlds!

play.dandycraftt.com:25575

Land of Wonder 1.20.5

1.20.5, abroad, Borat movie, cross-cultural communication, cultural assumptions, cultural diversity, cultural identity, European country, expat life, foreigner, global interactions, gypsy village, international perceptions, Land, misconceptions, Nationality, portugal, reactions, Stereotypes, stereotypes abroad, travel, traveling experiences

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Towns Built:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Dragons Tamed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a gypsie village in Borat but with blocks and creepers! People will be like “Portugal? That’s like that crazy village in the Borat movie, right?” And you’ll be like “Nah, man, it’s like that, but with way more pixelated fun!” Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Creepy Feet Minecraft SMP Shot Thread

arches, Barefoot, Candid, Creepshot, creepy, feet, fetish, fetishism, first, foot fetish, foot fetishism, Foot photography, foot worship, fuggit, Hidden Camera, Lurker, Minecraft, Shot, smp, sneaky, sole shots, Thread, Toes, voyeurism

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and quests that will have you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games. Rumor has it that if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage. Trust us, you’re going to need it.

BdayNoMovieFam

alone, BdayNoMovieFam, Birthday, Cake, cat, celebration, COUPONS, Dinner, ENERGY, family, Gesture, half siblings, home, lion king, Movie, rough day, Rude, sacrifice, Surprise, TICKETS, tired

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Villages Defended:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Potions Brewed:	150
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	5276	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can celebrate your birthday in peace without any unwanted surprises? Look no further! Join our server where you can enjoy building and crafting to your heart’s content without any lion king movies interrupting your day.

Forget about awkward family gatherings and unwanted cinema trips, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, it’s way more fun than sitting through a movie you have zero interest in.

So come join us and have the birthday celebration of your dreams, surrounded by virtual blocks and friendly players who understand the importance of a day to yourself. Who needs cake and dinner when you can have the ultimate Minecraft birthday bash? Let’s craft away the birthday blues together!

ScaryMovieKidMC SMP

childhood fears, childhood trauma, chilling scenes, creepy characters, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, goosebumps-inducing movies, hair-raising movies, horror classics, horror films, Nightmares, phobias, psychological thrillers, scary movies, ScaryMovieKidMC, scream-inducing movies, smp, Spine-chilling movies, spooky films, supernatural movies, terrifying moments, terror-inducing films

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the scariest movie nights ever! Like, one time we watched this movie about killer unicorns and I couldn’t sleep for a week, it was insane! But don’t worry, we have therapy llamas to help you get over your fears. So come join us and face your childhood traumas in the most epic way possible! #TherapyLlamasForTheWin #KillerUnicornsAreReal

CreeperMD – No Healing for Villains!

CreeperMD, criminal history, discrimination, Doctor, ethical considerations, Ethics, healing, Healthcare, healthcare system, Justice, legal implications, license revocation, Medical Ethics, medical license, medical practice, medical standards, Medical Treatment, moral dilemma, patient care, patient rights, professional conduct, professional responsibility, Villains

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Emeralds Found:	5026
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where doctors refuse to treat players based on their criminal history? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where doctors are the ultimate judges of character and will only heal those deemed worthy. Who needs medical ethics when you can have doctors playing judge, jury, and healer all in one?

So come on down to our server where medical licenses are just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the operating table for a crime you didn’t even know you committed!

Weird Anomaly Minecraft Server

anomaly, BIZARRE, distinct, excepțional, eXtraordinary, GENERIC, Individuality, Minecraft, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, rare, Server, Special, standout, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the place for all the weird anomalies out there, ya know? like, if you’re, like, super generic and stuff, you’ll fit right in cuz you’ll be, like, the weirdest one there!

we’ve got, like, unicorns roaming around and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. it’s, like, a total party up in here, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? yeah, it’s, like, totally lit, dude.

so, if you’re, like, tired of being normal and stuff, come join us on this server and embrace your inner weirdo. trust me, you won’t regret it.