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| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 1065 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 66 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 116 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually trained monkeys.
But the best part? The players, man. They’re all like, super chill and funny and they all have pet llamas named Larry. And get this, every time you log on, you get a free diamond sword and a stack of enchanted golden apples. It’s like Christmas every day, bro.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base full of cake and puppies? Yeah, it’s a thing. And there’s this one time where we all had a massive dance party in the Nether and accidentally summoned a giant zombie chicken. Good times, good times.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake. It involves a lot of jazz hands and a dab. It’s lit, bro.
