SelfHateCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! Say goodbye to your plain old self and hello to a world of magical possibilities.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who takes a bite. But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

Sick of building the same old boring houses? On our server, you can build a floating castle made entirely of marshmallows and cotton candy. Just watch out for the sugar-crazed zombies who will stop at nothing to devour your delicious abode.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come to life! Who needs reality when you can have a cheeseburger-wishing, unicorn-riding, marshmallow-castle-building adventure?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6851
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ores Mined:	7890
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Animals Bred:	78

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7794
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Love Letters Sent:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Emeralds Found:	9729	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ores Mined:	2446	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mines Excavated:	4389	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!