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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 9668 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 143109 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break out their best dance moves.
So why do you hate yourself? Stop torturing yourself with boring servers and come join the insanity on our server. Who knows, you might just discover a new reason to love Minecraft again (or question your sanity even more)!