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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1603 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break out their best dance moves.
So why do you hate yourself? Stop torturing yourself with boring servers and come join the insanity on our server. Who knows, you might just discover a new reason to love Minecraft again (or question your sanity even more)!