SelfHateCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you question your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the depths of despair! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of killer bunnies, or if you’re in the mood to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break out their best dance moves.

So why do you hate yourself? Stop torturing yourself with boring servers and come join the insanity on our server. Who knows, you might just discover a new reason to love Minecraft again (or question your sanity even more)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6348	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Towns Built:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	5999
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4227
Void Gems Collected:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ores Mined:	7069

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Runes Activated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Magic Items Found:	1030
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ores Mined:	2647
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	93	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ores Mined:	651	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	307	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Star Shards Collected:	162	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Void Gems Collected:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7649	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Love Letters Sent:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7450	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5564	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.