Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of running into runtime errors in your sad, pathetic life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and laughter.

Imagine a world where everything is glitched and nothing makes sense. That’s right, our server is like a never-ending comedy show with bugs and errors at every turn. Who needs a therapist when you can just laugh at your own misery in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Posshouse, where players can gather to share their hatred for themselves in a safe and supportive environment. It’s like group therapy, but with creepers and diamond swords.

So why waste your time on boring, well-functioning servers when you can join us for a hilarious adventure filled with runtime errors and self-loathing? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter (and tears) begin!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MOGL

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About: The most advanced game of life in Minecraft, MOGL incorporates elements of GTA and The Sims but offers much, much more. Create a business empire, become a crime lord, or run for Mayor. Build your own home, roleplay with friends, and uncover the secrets of our world!

Stock Market Player Businesses & Corporations Realistic Vehicles w/ Drifting Advanced Cooking System Gangs, Gang Wars, Arson, Prison

AND MUCH MORE…

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Buildings Constructed:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Eternitysmp

Chestshop, Events, Land Claim, No Griefing, Parkour, PvE, PvP, smp, Survival

Welcome to EternitySMP!

We have lots of packed feature to make survival fun! join us today, and make some shops or join your friends on a expedition.

– Vote Tiers– No p2w kits or ranks– And so much more

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	2339	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

UnEasyAlliance

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

It’s simple: You want to play Survival Minecraft. You want people who aren’t cheating to play with or maybe even against. You hate those typical factions plugins with claiming land and tpa commands. You want as close to vanilla experience as possible while also having zero rules in the game world itself?

Uneasy Alliance is your server. We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. Join UneasyAlliance.com today, good luck. Join our official discord to get in touch with the community and staff. https://discord.uneasyalliance.com

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

dotMINE

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Swedish minecraft server with survival, towny, creative, funland, kitpvp and vanilla. Players of all ages and from all parts of the world.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Timemc

Arena Pvp, Cracked

➤ A fun Lifesteal server ➤ Friendly Community and Friendly Staff ➤ No Lag and 24/7 ➤ Active Community ➤ Exciting Weekly Events ➤ Exciting Ranks with Cool perks ➤ Keeps You Updated

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SnifWorld

Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

A amazing survival server! This server includes: -Ranks! -A claiming system -Amazing and Nice Staff -memes -And An Overall Fun Experience! Shop Link: snifworldshop.buycraft.net

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mines Excavated:	4508
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PhantasiaCraft

Vanilla

We have rebuild the themepark Phantasialand in Bruhl. Diffrent attractions are also working. Come and join our network today!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minenox

Multiplayer Survival, Pve Survival, PvP Survival, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival

Hello everyone, I hope you are well. Welcome to my minecraft server Minenox with our first game mode which is Survival Vanilla, why vanilla and not custom, because I wanted to create something simple. I wanted to create this for new or veteran players to try minecraft 1.20 alone, with friends or someone you meet on the server, I just do it for you to enjoy. I have tried every way possible to reduce lag and make it the best experience for you, I have seen that many only like a vanilla Survival and never find it or it is poorly optimized. Also, the same players have said that they can’t afford a server or don’t know how to create one. With this is what I wanted to bring to the best community of all video games created to date.

See you at minenox.net

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Andor

Mini Games, Survival

How many times have you found the perfect server, only for the owner to randomly close it down when you finally got settled down? This is the problem Andor strives to fix. It isn’t the flashiest server with advanced premium plugins or weekly large-scale events. Instead, I’m offering a server that provides a simple Minecraft experience. Andor has the most basic yet necessary plugins (i.e. EssentialsX, GriefPrevention, and others for administrative purposes) but other than that, it’s Minecraft in its purest form. Andor is the place to gather your friends so you can play together in a fun environment, one that you know won’t go away out of the blue.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Stellar

Community, Economy, family friendly, Friendly, Multiplayer Survival, Towny, Townywars

A fun survival server with plugins to add tons of new features and items. We have jobs and player stores. We do events on the server and we have a PvP arenas. We have a open and great community with a discord server, where you can chat with all of our members.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Free Build

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

NEW SERVER! Welcome to Free Build, “The SMP Server”. The Free Build server is a 1.15 survival server with many gameplay options to make it a more enjoyable experience. This server was built based on the idea to keep the survival aspect untouched and add plugins to enhance the experience. Free Build comes with Jobs, 9+ Quests with ranks, Economy, Land Claim, Bosses, Crates, Warzone, Bounties, and much more!

Join up to 3 jobs and earn points and money. Use job points to buy custom items in shop. Complete quests to earn ranks that unlocks more rewarding features, like more land claiming, more set homes, etc. Gear up to defeat bosses, mine ores, and defeat other players for rewards in the Warzone. Join now and see where you belong in this freeing world.In order to apply for staff, you must be have 6 hours of online time on the server.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

marCloudMC

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skywars, Survival

WANT A GOOD MINECRAFT SERVER WITH AMAZING ANTICHEAT?

Check out marCloud MC – A high quality Minecraft Network with variety of games protected by an advanced auto-ban AntiCheat. We offer you games such as Bedwars, Skywars and even custom ones like OITC, CubeRunner, KnockIT, Luckrace and many more!

Check us out: marcloud.net

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Cumhuriyetroleplay

Roleplay, Survival

Cumhuriyet Roleplay Azerbaijan server is a very high quality, developed and entertaining server, everyone is invited.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Voloron Bending Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay

Bungee Support Our server has full bungee support with 5 different servers connected to it being: Factions, Skykits, Minigames, RPG, and our Hub/Creative server! Everything for the server works off of GUI as well!

Bending We use project korra with our config being updated weekly based off of players feedback on moves. Everyone on the server has the ability to change elements at will between fire, air, water, and earth!

Factions We have a unique factions plugin that goes well beyond the normal factions. In ours it is economy based where you will be able to buy things such as upgrades for your factions, more land, and much more! There are 10 unique jobs to choose from to gain money and move up in baltop ranks. There are also admin shops with dynamic pricing and player shops used through a GUI to keep everyone safe when buying and selling items from anywhere. There is also a bending arena where you can go and fight to the death and 5 unique training arenas one for each element and then one for all elements.

Skykits Our skykits server is one of a kind with maps changing on it every 2-3 months. There are over 60 unique kits to buy and play with. With these kits there are 5 original ones then each original kit will be enhanced depending on the sub element you choose for it! You will also be able to buy in game perks with money received from skykits and there are item drops on the server!

Creative Our Creative server is part of our hub where you can go and build whatever you’d like. Once done you can submit your plot to be judged and either considered for build team or receive money to spend in the server shop to buy things like world edit!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DefianceCraft

Parkour, PvP

DEFIANCECRAFT is back! PVP like in the old days,there are 6 parkours, complete parkours to get equipment, the harder the parkour the better the equipment in the chest when you finish them. You can kill iron golems for iron and kill pigs for experience, then enchant your own gear. Fight versus other people for their stuff! Join NOW! IP= 151.80.22.8

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.