Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Villages Defended:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Hexicraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Hexicraft: Survival, No PVP, No griefing Lively, original events Custom plugins (Warps, trading, and more) Lag free 16GB dedicated machine Fun and welcoming atmosphere

What people are saying about Hexicraft: “Minecraft is the stupidest game but I love everyone on Hexicraft so much” – Spidersqueak “It’s so unreal buds, it’s absolutely phenomenal and ground breaking” – Jibbleostrich “Hexicraft is my favourite server, I’ve been on it for around three years. The staff, even members are all very helpful with any questions you have. I can assure you if you put dome time to it, Hexicraft can be one of your favourite servers!” – Dacvid “Hexicraft is a fun friendly community, with easy going staff” – _MrLee

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	8572	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Holy Grails Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

rCraft.eu | Survival/Creative | EU

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Semi-Vanilla Survival, Creative, Minigames and mature community!

Our community is small, but close-knit and is comprised of an experienced and mature adult staff. Our staff and players create a helpful and friendly gaming environment for all. We strive to create the best gaming experience for our players. If you are looking for a vanilla server with friendly, experienced players, then rCraft is for you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Farms Harvested:	609	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PowderCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

PowderCraft 1.7.2

– Factions – Raiding – Silk Spawners – Vote for a maximum of 30 diamonds, 30 TNT and 120 Exp Bottles each day! – Griefing/stealing allowed – MCMMO – PvP – Ranks – Economy – Free [Member] rank and the ability to set 2 homes for anyone who introduces themselves on the forums Official server webpage http://powder-craft.enjin.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Star Shards Collected:	226
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

123pvp.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EnderCraft Survival/Raiding 24/7

Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Owned by _Red_Max_ EnderCraftMC is a semi-vanilla server where you go hide your base and come out to find others to raid them in the fast world. Through trading, raiding, and mining you come to get large amounts of emeralds (AKA Emmy or $Em’s) which is the money on EnderCraft. Spend your money on an ungriefable plot to store your things safely or a PlayerShop where you can manipulate your Villagers trades to sell your own items – totally scam proof! Also get in on the constant server events for chance to win great prizes! Site: http://e-craftmc.enjin.com/home

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Kubcraft

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Eden Universe

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Love Letters Sent:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BouCraft

BouCraft Server is a PvP and Survival server, we want it to be as similar to a single player survival but in multiplayer, no minigames, parkours, etc. In BouCraft you will find a server in which you must make your home by collecting resources, and at the same time pvpe with users.

At the same time we have certain pvp arenas in which you can get PvP Points to be able to exchange them for Protection IV armor. We have currently been online 24/7 for 1 and a half years.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Zambies (Zombies Survival PUBG)

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Zambies is a Minecraft zombie server that introduces an exhilarating game-mode where players either cooperatively or single-handedly fight through waves of zombies and other monsters wielding an arsenal of distinctive weapons and equipment.

You start off at Level 1 with nothing more than a Recurve Bow. As your level increases, you will unlock new weapons, equipment, perks and upgrades to aid you on the battlefield!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Social Craft

SocialCraft is the world’s first social server! This server is meant for the players. Instead of your usual hub server, this server has mini games, and tons of cool features. You can meet other players, and have fun playing mini games. We also have plots, so you can build a house while you socialize. This server is dedicated to players having fun, while socializing, and you won’t find anything like this server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PvPCorporation

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Here at the PvPCorporation, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. A strong point at PvPCorporation is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice. Crafted and balanced to perfection!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

darkage

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6722
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Clash of Magic

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

What can you expect joining this new world of Clash of Magic?

Free!!! I am dedicated in making this server 100% free to all users. All premium plugins I buy for the server are accessible to all. The only ranks in the game are the ones to find while adventuring. All players have the ability to get all the features in game with no purchase necessary.

Magic! Spells can be found throughout the map, hidden in dungeons or a tower that is guarded by a boss. Good luck finding the spells, only the true adventurer will reap the reward of exploration.

Player Housing! These homes can be bought, customized, redesigned and they are block protected to the owner. Best part is that when you sell your house it pops back to its original shape for a new player to buy.

Bosses! Fight unique bosses that are guarding a dungeon with magic spells hidden within. Bosses may drop unique gear that help you progress throughout the map.

There is so much more!!! MCMMO, Art, Pets, Color Chat, Trails, Vampire, Werewolf, Gamebox Games, Horses, Emotes, Guilds, Dungeons, Quests, Powered Elytra, Rent-able Mines, and tons of places to explore!!! Again, all features are available to all players!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ender PvP

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Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	719050
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DarkCrest Bending Server

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

DarkCrest Bending Server

IP: darkcrest.cf.gs Version: Spigot 1.12 Website: darkcrestmc.enjin.com

DarkCrest is a long-time running bending server centered around our community. We want our players to feel involved and welcomed on our server. As a result, they take much action in decisions regarding the server. We are the first public bending server to have opened dating back to when orion304 began developing Minecraft: The Last Airbender. Our server is now themed on ProjectKorra and has always committed itself towards a bending survival world of Minecraft. On our server, players are free to roam around, build a town with friends, test their bending abilities against one another, and more. Come join now for a great time on DarkCrest Bending Server!

With the latest server update as of February 25, 2017, we have a fresh new world and new rules. In this new server, bending revolves around a faction world where griefing and raiding are allowed!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	89	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.