Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Love Letters Sent:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MCAmusement With Disney World

Roleplay

This server we are building theme parks in minecraft. So far we have done Magic Kingdom Disney World!

Everything is 1:1 scale with real life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FTB LiteCraft FTB Lite Server

Welcome to FTB LiteCraft, Here you can play Feed the Beast Lite with your friends. We offer you: – land plots – Farm – Plenty of slots – 16 GB Ram – No Laggs – Rang System – Quick Shops – Homepage Rank Shop – Have fun IP: FTB-LiteCraft.de (37.157.251.55)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Club Obsidian

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Club Obsidian PRISON 0.1.0 – HIGHSCORE PAYOUTS – Free Private Mines – AFK Sell – 60+ Custom Enchants – 500+ Quests – 1,000 Upgradables – So much more

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	117	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

mc.RATIO.lv

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars

Hello everyone

The ratio.lv minecraft server is back online! We have opened a factions server to start off, and we are planning to expand into a bigger network 🙂 Currently the factions server is open, and anyone is welcome to start playing since the essential layout is there. We are using minecraft version 1.8.8.

Remember to vote in order to get rewards!

Good luck, have fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4175
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

difinitycraft

Survival

Hello everyone and Welcome to the DifinityCraft Community we offere a great playing experience for all our players we have -Survival Anti Grief -Pvp Factions Raid -Minigames -Skyblock -Survival Games -Parkour -Spleef And more. Every server is different and all of our dedicated staff members will make your time on DifinityCraft Worth wild. Join now and find out what your missing!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Star Shards Collected:	119
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

FalconCraft PVP

Hello and Welcome!

This is a new Faction PvP server. We Have many plugins. Open 24/7. Many ranks. Drop Parties every Friday, or even every day if we reach a sertain ammount of votes. Friendly / Good / Mature Profesional Admins! Daily Kits!

Join the server today! We are waiting on you, belive me! 😉

185.16.84.27:25665

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8328
New Chunks Explored:	978163	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Viburnum

Survival, Vanilla

Viburnum Pure survival.No goofy spawn.No silly contests. Survive! Teleport / Claim and protect your land and property. Paper server in Survival mode. WorldGuard / WorldEdit / Essentials commands to get your mining going right away. Come check it out if you are into playing the game the way it was designed! Enjoy!!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NightPvp

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1578	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

mucosmos.nl Kookskolen

This server has blocks. You can pick up those blocks and move them somewhere else. It’s just like playing Lego, only now with stuff like Factions, mcMMO, MobArena, PvP, Spleef, etc.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Emeralds Found:	5470
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CrimsonMC

CrimsonMC gives you a rush every time you play. Whether its on survival or another server. You will never get bored. We have friendly staff who are ready to help you when you are in need. They make you feel comfortable in your situation. Hope you enjoy the server best thoughts, QuinMillWinMill

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	445535	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Proyecto40

Project40

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1970	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EnderCraftMC

A semi-vanilla Survival server that is made for people to play and be an awesome community. No insane donator kits, just people getting together to play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MyCraft PvP

MyCraft PvP is a full-time survival server that introduces a new concept to the Minecraft server scene: karma. Help out your fellow players and they can thank you with a like. Make them angry, and they’ll retaliate with dislikes. The more karma you have, the more you influence the server.

Server specs: Intel Xeon E3-1245v2, 32 GB RAM, 2x 120GB SSDs in RAID 1 Daily automated backups to Amazon S3 99% uptime since 2011

Commands: /vote kick — initiate a new vote to kick the target player. /vote [player] — agree or disagree with a vote. If there is more than one active vote, specify the player as well. /info — display stats about a player. /like — commend a player for their thoughtful actions! /dislike — call out a player for doing something you didn’t like.

Read more at: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/2139835-

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2809	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Enchantments Applied:	232	Endless Night Skies:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

blockcityjail

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SinisterCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Survival

What makes SinisterCraft so Great.

Multi Server Hub We are running on a 24/7 Dedicated server with 32GB of Dedicated Ram and have access to more if needed. Players that vote receive rewards in game. Tons of free perks and donor perks. Custom plugins and lots of things always going on.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Items Found:	1985
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Ores Mined:	4539	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.