Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ores Mined:	2884
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Mineapolis

Economy, PvE, Survival

Mineapolis is a server for everyone who wants variety. There are tons of plugins that make playing on the server a lot more interesting. Once you have a GS and have played for a while, it is possible to start a project in the creative world. There are a total of 5 worlds (big city, end, nether, small town and the mining world. In the small town you can buy the GS and collect the raw materials in the mining world. In the big city there are tons of high-rise buildings and much more. IMPORTANT: When spawning Read signs (there is important information there). Anyone who has Skype or Teamspeak can write to us and we can talk to each other. There are 3 admins in total (123sebastian, Hussi1111 and IronMetalFlag). We are always happy to help but expect good behavior and friendly interaction. If If someone has problems (e.g. with a player) they can write to us. The players who have been there for a long time can get ranks. The most important thing is that we get players! So that should be enough for now :):D 123sebastian

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minelink Network

Creative, Factions, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Minelink offers a variety of game modes to satisfy your Minecraft addiction. We are a friendly community with full-time custom development and a very active and helpful staff. Be sure to drop by and say hello, the owners are online every day and can be often found casually chatting.

Realize your dreams in a spacious 128×128 plot (or several plots) on our Creative server, where you can build to your heart’s desire and show off your creations. Vote daily to unlock access to WorldEdit and unleash your full creative potential!

If you’re looking for action, immerse yourself in a world of deception and war, unforgiving and governed by survival of the fittest. Factions is a competitive battlefield full of PVP, raiding, and betrayal. Not many have what it takes to survive in this violent power struggle.

Head over to the Cannon server and test a cannon that you want to use against a base you found on Factions, or test a new idea you had for a base defense, all in creative mode! Vote daily for access to WorldEdit and DispenserTools.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Terbia

PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a survival server with the ability to claim your house so griefers can’t destroy it. Just ask an Admin and they will claim it for you. We can also add other flags such as PvP off, creepers off, a message that people see when you enter all for your region!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Goombaloon Survival Server

Survival

The Goombaloon Minecraft server is an open survival server. We have a free-build domed area available for non-members. Members, VIPs, and above have full access to the entire world. Players can rank up over time based on their time on the server and the level of trust they earn among admins. We are a family-friendly server run by a family. Come play!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	259	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GammaMC Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

IP: GammaMC.net Welcome to GammaMC where our goal is to provide players with the best game play experience possible! Our servers are equipped with the best specifications money can buy. We also have enterprise DDoS Protection to guarantee 24/7 up-time! GammaMC has a wide variety of games you can play such as Factions, Prison, KitPvP, Skyblock and more. You can purchase donation ranks that give you perks on all of our gametypes. Your donation helps fund our server and grow the community! If you can’t donate, don’t worry. You can always help us out by voting for FREE everyday! So what are you waiting for? Join now! IP: GammaMC.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Super pvp

Factions

Superpvp

Owner – MuffinsGotSwag superp7

Join now!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Void Gems Collected:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GamezCraft

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

All-Swedish server with Towny, chestshop, iConomy, warps etc. A survival server with cool PVP arenas and big cities!

Check us out now: mc.gamez.se Website: www.gamez.se

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crops Grown:	6355	Farms Harvested:	266
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Apocalypse

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Apocalypse :: Adventure, Fly Dragons, Unique Mobs, Quests, Skills, Races and much, much more!

Play as a hero and adventure through the lands of Orcus – Fighting through Dungeons, Raids and completing Quests to gain new gear.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6525
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

GokuCraft

Economy

Not really Goku but its Fun! there is sg and also nice staff but Im not owner Goku is a owner.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

iLive

Anarchy, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

A great survival server, with player-driven role playing elements!

Four players, will find hidden temples in the world which will give them complete powers over there surrounding elements (This is the bending mod!)

As well as this a player will become King or Queen with more powers than a Moderator!

And even if youre not one of these, whats to stop you creating or overthrowing a town?!

So come on now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dark Matter

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

The dark matter server has mini games, Hunger Games, survival, and much much more to add!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Monarch Craft

Factions

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Divine Spears Created:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3490	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

KrunchyKraft Network

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to KrunchyKraft!

We are a fun Minecraft server network with tons of unique gamemodes and content!

Come check us out by typing the IP play.krunchykraft.com in your Minecraft clients Multiplayer->DirectConnect->Server Address box!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	38
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

minecraft.etagcbp.com

Factions, Hardcore, PvP

Stable minecraft server. Enjoy and have fun

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BrokenBlock

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Potions Brewed:	145

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!