SecretTradeMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9114	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Falling into the Void:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Potions Brewed:	144	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	6255
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchantments Applied:	128
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

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CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	20

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Magic Items Found:	7049	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9705
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	7243
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	142
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3938	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Ores Mined:	2829	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Players:	105/800	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Void Gems Collected:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5