Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops: 15 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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