Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
Void Gems Collected: 30 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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