Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 19027 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
Orbs of Power Found: 11 Astral Projections Made: 2
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3
Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Animals Bred: 106

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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