Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 878085 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
Zombie Dances: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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