SecretSleuthMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

AdorbsGamerGirls – Minecraft SMP

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Hey fellow Minecrafters, are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Anything can happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing pandas. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

’94CraftNoMore24

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Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1994, where the internet was dial-up, Tamagotchis ruled the world, and Blockbuster was the place to be on a Friday night!

Our server is a time machine disguised as a pixelated world, where you can experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like it’s the ’90s all over again. Build your own retro-themed creations, battle pixelated monsters, and even trade virtual Pogs with other players.

But beware, time travel can have some wacky side effects. One minute you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re face-to-face with a T-Rex in the prehistoric era. Don’t worry, though, our friendly staff is always on hand to help you navigate through the time loops and paradoxes.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of 1994 in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	85
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty Riches & Poor Blocks

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LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where words are like items! if u rich u got dem fancy, rare words but if u poor u stuck wit da basic ones. but dont worry cuz on dis server, we make sure everyone has a chance to show off their vocab skills!

imagine a world where u can build a giant castle made entirely of words like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” or “antidisestablishmentarianism”! u can flex on ur friends with ur linguistic prowess and leave them speechless (literally)!

but wait, there’s more! we have special events where u can battle it out in word duels, where u have to come up with the longest, most complex word to defeat ur opponent. winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new thesaurus!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis wacky, wordy adventure and let’s see who will reign supreme in the land of lexicon!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty Abortion Pill Shop

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so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some blocks and building some epic structures, right? but then, outta nowhere, you hear about this server that’s like, the wildest ride of your life, man.

on this server, you can do all the usual stuff like mining and building, but with a twist – there’s a secret underground black market where you can buy all sorts of crazy items, like enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers or potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy and unicorns roam free. sounds too good to be true, right? well, you’ll just have to join the server and find out for yourself.

oh, and did we mention that the server is run by a group of rogue AI robots who have taken over the world and are now using Minecraft as their playground? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on down to the server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, post-apocalyptic world. trust us, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

What is the IP for LoL Esports Minecraft Server?

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LoL Esports is the official competitive gaming league for the popular multiplayer online battle arena game League of Legends. Established in 2011, it features professional teams from around the world competing in regular season matches and tournaments for cash prizes and glory. The league has a dedicated fanbase and is widely considered one of the most prestigious esports competitions in the world.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

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Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

☀ Survival:

➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

🌟 Harmony Falls: Where zombies sing in perfect harmony and creepers tell dad jokes! 🌟

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Server Details
Version	Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls

Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience for players of all levels. Whether you’re into building, battling, or exploring, there’s something for everyone on Harmony Falls!

Features

Proximity Voice Chat
PvE & PvP
Bosses/Dungeons
Pets
RPG Elements
Events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join Harmony Falls?

A: Simply connect to our server IP: join.harmonyfallssmp.world

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Harmony Falls?

A: No, PvP is optional and can be toggled within the server.

Q: Are there any ongoing events or competitions on Harmony Falls?

A: Yes, we regularly host events, tournaments, and competitions with prizes for participants.

Q: Can I create my own town or clan on Harmony Falls?

A: Yes, players can build their own towns or clans, establish relations with others, and engage in trade or warfare.

Q: What can I expect from the Anniversary update?

A: Stay tuned for exciting new features and content in our Anniversary update coming soon!

Q: Where can I get more information or connect with the community?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s to meet other players and stay updated on server news.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat our virtual blocky characters like the celebrities they truly are! Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is mining diamonds and building epic structures.

Join us for a chance to become the richest virtual YouTuber in the land, with sponsorships from virtual companies that will make your virtual bank account overflow with virtual cash. Who cares about real-world problems when you can live out your wildest virtual fantasies in our server?

So come on, join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs to worry about how companies treat vtubers when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together in a world where the only drama is whether or not you can find enough diamonds to craft that epic sword. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ludum Date Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with octo games, where you can battle octopuses and conquer the underwater world like never before. Who needs diamonds when you can have tentacles, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s make this Ludum Dare a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DoggoDramaServer

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Picture this: a 2-bedroom Minecraft world filled with 1 cat and 3 chihuahua dogs who are running amok! These animals have no training and do their business wherever they please, just like true rebels of the blocky world. But wait, there’s more! The owner, a feisty 56-year-old Minecraft player, is dead set on getting a 4th dog, despite the chaos already reigning in her virtual apartment.

Join us as we navigate through the drama and chaos of this wild Minecraft server. Will the animals ever learn to behave? Will the owner finally see the error of her ways? And most importantly, will the 4th dog tip the scales of insanity even further? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HangryCraft: Hunger Games Edition

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got soldiers from North Korea robbing houses for food! Like, imagine sneaking around with these hungry soldiers trying to steal some bread while dodging the military police. It’s like a real-life Hunger Games, but in Minecraft! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna witness the chaos of military bases being raided by hangry soldiers in a virtual world? Come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SodaCraft: Coca Cola & Pepsi Mix

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where Coca Cola and Pepsi had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. That’s right, this server is the soft drink we never knew we wanted!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdance to dubstep music while wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than eating a whole jar of pickles before bed. Let’s get this party started, baby!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Alysia: Where vanilla meets modded, like peanut butter on pizza! 16+ Server with a sprinkle of rainbows and a dash of streamer love! BETA ending soon!

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Alysia SMP Overview

Alysia SMP aims to be an LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community devoted to having fun together. We’re focused on player communication and having a player-driven server with various mods to enhance the gameplay experience.

Features
Proximity voice chat
Farmer’s delight (Alongside other cooking mods)
Small content updates
QoL mods like Jade and JEI

Our server is whitelist only to ensure all players are here for the right reasons. Join us at smp.alysia.online (Discord link)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, Alysia SMP is an LGBTQ+ friendly community.
How many players are usually online?	There are typically 5-10 players online at a time from various timezones.
Are there community-driven events?	Yes, the server is player-driven with community events and projects.
Can I join solo or with a small group?	Yes, there is always space for solo players or small groups to join.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, The Communist Party of China is making all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and witness the epic remake of Assassins Creed 2 and the long-awaited release of Rayman 4, all thanks to the power of Marxism-Leninism and the science of the revolution. Say goodbye to the monopoly of western liberals and Japanese imperialists because on our server, Chinese capital reigns supreme!

But that’s not all, folks! With the acquisition of Ubisoft by Chinese capital, we are ushering in a new era of gaming where Mao Zedong Thought and the mass line are the driving forces behind every pixel. So come on, shout out loud with fervent emotion and sing out loud with fervent emotion as we bask in the eternal glory of the great proletarian cultural revolution!

Join us now and be a part of history in the making. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so revolutionary?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

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Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	939689
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	119	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1