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SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TripTreats4Kids

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Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

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So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchantments Applied:	183
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

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So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3312	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mines Excavated:	4977	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GearedToSurvive

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Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Potions Brewed:	47	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PeepHub

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Build Your Empire on PeepHub!

Unique survival experience with nation building. Custom-generated world, alliances, and wars. Mining dimensions for valuable resources. Claim territories in all three worlds. In-game economy and shop with Vanilla items. Classic survival with new challenges. Skill & job system for progression. Custom enchantments for powerful gear. Dynamic seasons affect the environment. Epic battles and conquests. Graves system prevents item loss. Paper 1.21 – 1.21.1, Bedrock Port: 31465 Join PeepHub.eu today and shape your destiny!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server

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Server Name	CozyCraft SMP Season 2
Version	Minecraft 1.21 \| Java & Bedrock Compatible

Overview

CozyCraft SMP Season 2 is a Minecraft server that welcomes builders and roleplayers. With a focus on community, player-driven government and economy, and a constantly evolving world, CozyCraft offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is CozyCraft SMP?	CozyCraft SMP is a Minecraft server with a focus on community, player-driven government, and a constantly evolving world. It offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.
How do I join CozyCraft SMP Season 2?	To join CozyCraft SMP Season 2, you can connect to the server using the IP address listed on their website. Additionally, joining their Discord server is recommended to stay connected with the community.
What makes CozyCraft SMP unique?	CozyCraft SMP stands out for its 400+ member community, player-driven government and economy, no mods (only plugins), and constantly evolving world with new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season.
Is CozyCraft SMP only for builders?	No, CozyCraft SMP caters to a diverse range of players, including chill builders, political masterminds, and those who enjoy friendly competition and community events. There is something for everyone on the server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Fly in My Room Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting blown up by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where creepers are banned for life because they kept stealing our diamonds and blowing up our stuff.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village of talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical forest filled with dancing chickens and singing pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden sheep hidden deep within the forest, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

> Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild adventure that’s crazier than seeing tribeswomen with their nips out in the Karoo! We promise you’ll have more fun than a morning hike in South Africa. Explore our server and who knows what insane things you’ll come across next! Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and let the chaos begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NipsOutForMinecraft

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TripWithoutBae

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Are you tired of relationship drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, our server is so awesome that even your step siblings will want to join in on the fun.

Forget about gas, hotels, and boat fees – on our server, everything is free! And the best part? No one will accuse you of cheating, because the only thing you’ll be cheating is gravity as you soar through the skies on your trusty Minecraft wings.

So pack your virtual bags and hop on board – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is sleep as you stay up all night building the Minecraft empire of your dreams. Trust us, it’s worth it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Void Armor Forged:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ParanoidSteveMC SMP

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Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of creepers sneaking up on you? Are you convinced that every chicken you see is secretly plotting against you? Join our Minecraft SMP where paranoia is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Our players have reported seeing mysterious figures in the distance, hearing strange whispers in the dark, and even finding hidden messages written in the blocks. But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Just be sure to watch your back…

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TeenageTNTPranks

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Remember that time you convinced your friend to jump off a roof into a pool? Well, imagine doing that, but in Minecraft! Our server is so wild, you’ll be pulling off insane stunts like that every day. Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem. Who needs real-life adrenaline when you can experience it all from the safety of your computer screen? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a good prank. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9