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Nexus: Where Vanilla means no sprinkles, just pure unadulterated SMP fun in 1.17.1!

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Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community involvement
Activity Requirement	Consistent game time and interaction with community
Release Status	Not released yet

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server focuses on long-term projects and community involvement.

Q: Are there any activity requirements?

A: Yes, players are expected to dedicate a fair amount of game time to the community and economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server is mostly semi-vanilla with a few quality-of-life plugins.

Q: Is the server released yet?

A: No, the server has not been released yet.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Send a PM requesting to be added to the Discord server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Buildings Constructed:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Panchu’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

Alternative Rock, catchy tunes, emerging artists, energetic performances, indie bands, indie music, Japanese bands, japanese music, Last panchu, late night vibes, Mayonaka, Minecraft, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music lovers, music scene, new music, Panchus, PIXEL, Playground, Server, talented musicians, underground music, Unique Sound, up-and-coming artists

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us on Mayonaka for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can ride on the backs of llamas dressed as unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with enchanted golden carrots.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond crown and unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where skeletons and spiders bust a move to the latest hits, and a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves in tuxedos.

So come join us on Mayonaka, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, critique, Depravity, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, group forums, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, Taste, tq, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are a breeding ground for scandalous adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded players who are just as eager to explore their wildest fantasies as you are? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about the latest site drama.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you? Just remember, things may get a little heated, so make sure to bring your fire resistance potion!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7824	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CashCraft Server

$250, affordability, Argument, birthday parties, Budget, cake order, cakes, CashCraft, cousin, Deposit, family feud, gift receiver, hobby baker, implication, misunderstanding, Offense, orders, Pay, Profitable, Server, wedding cake, wedding gift

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JamSwapCraft

aita, Angry, ASK, better, Burnt, CHANGE, Communication, Jam, JamSwapCraft, labor intensive, pectin, recipe, Running, set properly, Strawberries, Surprise, Taste, Upset, Wife, worked on

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my jam-making skills? Look no further! Join our server for a jam-packed experience like no other.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a pot of burnt jam – but don’t worry, our server won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth. With surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Just like adding pectin to a failed batch of jam, our server is here to save the day and turn your gaming experience from runny to just right. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make some sweet memories together!

But remember, just like changing someone’s jam recipe without asking, make sure to respect your fellow players and play fair. See you in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Endless Night Skies:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

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Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Join our server and you’ll be so busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers that you’ll never have trouble sleeping again. Plus, our resident sheep whisperer will serenade you with lullabies until you drift off into dreamland. So say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless adventures on our wacky and wonderful server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Potions Brewed:	45
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, LAUGH, learn, learning, life journey, life lessons, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, progress, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, valuable, wisdom

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson that no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, you can always bounce back and rebuild stronger than before! Our server is like a crash course in resilience and perseverance, with a side of hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So come join us and turn your mistakes into epic wins!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	838124	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HezboCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, extremism, FM Katz, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Litani River, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Terrorism, threat, united nations

lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

Assassination, Attack, Commanders, counterterrorism efforts, covert mission, CREEPERS, hezbollah, Hezbollah leaders, HezogCraft, intelligence, Israeli defense, Israeli President Herzog, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, national security, northern Israel, October 7-style, Planning, regional tensions, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist organization

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally epic! We got ridonkulous battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u join dis server, u can unlock special powers like flying unicorns and rainbow explosions! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find.

And get this, the server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the noobs and griefers. So u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some troll destroying it with TNT.

So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the land of craziness and chaos! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Pants Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Smackdown Ratings Minecraft SMP Thread

Board, bump limit, daily updates, Entertainment, forum, forum activity, Jesus, long-running thread, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, popular thread, Ratings, ratings discussion, record-breaking, SmackDown, smackdown ratings, smp, sports, television, Thread, trending topic, wrestling, wrestling fans

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s been causing smackdown ratings threads to go on for 12 days straight without hitting the bump limit! That’s right, even Jesus himself is like, “Dang, this server is poppin’!”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us now! Just be prepared for the ride of your life.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

abusive father, anxiety, autism, Boundaries, Caretaker, coping, cptsd, DadNeedsHelp, depression, difficult decisions, dissociation, family trauma, Funeral, Grief, long distance, mental health, Minecraft, psychiatric center, self-care, Server, Support, Trauma

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed break from reality!

Our server offers a safe haven away from toxic family dynamics and crazy situations. No more throwing heavy objects out of windows or dealing with paranoid parents who think everyone is out to get them. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring a virtual world free from real-life drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of dealing with family issues. You won’t find any narcissistic “fathers” or traumatized mothers here – just a group of gamers looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than helping your mom move her stuff into a new apartment while dealing with anxiety, depression, and CPTSD. Let’s block out the negativity and build something awesome together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DadTherapySwapOrImMute

Communication, compromise, DadTherapySwapOrImMute, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Therapy, Father & Son Relationships, individual autonomy., mother’s day, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, stepfamily, Therapy, therapy challenges, therapy goals, therapy outcomes, therapy progress, therapy resistance, therapy sessions

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, outrageous demands, and therapy sessions that make you question your sanity.

Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?

Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LifeImprovement Minecraft SMP

beneficial, Happiness, happiness boost, improved life, Investment, life changing, life improvement, LifeImprovement, lifestyle upgrade, long-term benefit, Minecraft, personal growth, positive impact, Purchase, quality of life, satisfaction, self improvement, self-care, smart buy, smp, value for money, well-being, worth it

Have you ever bought a diamond sword in Minecraft and felt like an absolute boss? Well, imagine joining our insane Minecraft SMP where every player gets a free enchanted diamond sword just for logging in!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted golden eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Join our SMP and you might just become the next Chicken Knight, riding into battle on a giant chicken steed!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness that will make you question your life choices in the best way possible!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

FetishCraft

bizarre fetish, fetish, FetishCraft, fetishism, fetishistic behavior, fetishistic desires, fetishistic interests, fetishistic tendencies, kink, Kinky, odd fetish, offbeat fetish, peculiar fetish, quirky fetish, strange fetish, uncommon fetish, unconventional fetish, unique fetish, unusual fetish, unusual kink, weird fetish

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your weirdest fetishes! From building giant statues of your favorite anime characters to role-playing as a potato farmer who saves the world from evil carrots, we’ve got it all!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! Our community is full of quirky and hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your weirdest fetishes run wild in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1