SeaPupzNCatz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HezboCraft Minecraft Server

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lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

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OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally epic! We got ridonkulous battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u join dis server, u can unlock special powers like flying unicorns and rainbow explosions! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find.

And get this, the server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the noobs and griefers. So u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some troll destroying it with TNT.

So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the land of craziness and chaos! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pants Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	103

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Smackdown Ratings Minecraft SMP Thread

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s been causing smackdown ratings threads to go on for 12 days straight without hitting the bump limit! That’s right, even Jesus himself is like, “Dang, this server is poppin’!”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us now! Just be prepared for the ride of your life.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mines Excavated:	3983	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed break from reality!

Our server offers a safe haven away from toxic family dynamics and crazy situations. No more throwing heavy objects out of windows or dealing with paranoid parents who think everyone is out to get them. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring a virtual world free from real-life drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of dealing with family issues. You won’t find any narcissistic “fathers” or traumatized mothers here – just a group of gamers looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than helping your mom move her stuff into a new apartment while dealing with anxiety, depression, and CPTSD. Let’s block out the negativity and build something awesome together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DadTherapySwapOrImMute

Communication, compromise, DadTherapySwapOrImMute, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Therapy, Father & Son Relationships, individual autonomy., mother’s day, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, stepfamily, Therapy, therapy challenges, therapy goals, therapy outcomes, therapy progress, therapy resistance, therapy sessions

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, outrageous demands, and therapy sessions that make you question your sanity.

Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?

Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LifeImprovement Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever bought a diamond sword in Minecraft and felt like an absolute boss? Well, imagine joining our insane Minecraft SMP where every player gets a free enchanted diamond sword just for logging in!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted golden eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Join our SMP and you might just become the next Chicken Knight, riding into battle on a giant chicken steed!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness that will make you question your life choices in the best way possible!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FetishCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your weirdest fetishes! From building giant statues of your favorite anime characters to role-playing as a potato farmer who saves the world from evil carrots, we’ve got it all!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! Our community is full of quirky and hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your weirdest fetishes run wild in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyComrades

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OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west but with blocks and creepers! We got more drama than a soap opera, like the time a bunch of llamas took over the town square and demanded better hay. And don’t even get me started on the time a group of zombies tried to start a dance crew but kept tripping over their own feet.

But the real reason you gotta join is because we have the best parties in all of Minecraft land. We throw raves in the Nether, beach parties on the shores of the End, and even a fancy dinner party in the middle of a lava lake (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant suits).

So come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the flying pigs and the singing skeletons. And whatever you do, don’t mention the giant chicken that’s been terrorizing the villagers. Trust me, you don’t want to get on her bad side.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	770	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Slap Fighting Madness – Brain Damage Edition

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come join our minecraft server, where we slap fight for fun and maybe a lil brain damage! doctors are worried about us, but we just laugh and keep slapping each other silly. half of us got concussions but who cares when you’re having a blast in the virtual world? join us now and see if you can survive the slapocalypse!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3923
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

What is the IP for Bay Area Buggs Minecraft Server?

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Bay Area Buggs is a popular YouTube content creator known for his gaming and commentary videos. He rose to fame through his Grand Theft Auto V roleplay series and has since diversified his content to include a wide range of popular games. With a dedicated fan base and millions of views on his channel, Bay Area Buggs continues to entertain and engage audiences with his unique brand of humor and gaming expertise.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	7259	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Perakees Survival

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JOIN: perakee.xyz MAP: http://perakee.xyz:8123/

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/jYXUVqzM7E

Voicechat mod is optional, cheaters get banned, runs on dedicated hardware in Europe.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Soycraft: Where the soybeans battle it out with McMMO skills and Dynmap on Version 1.20.6!

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Server Information

Server IP	mc.soybooru.com
Version	1.20.6

New factions server with plugins such as Medieval Factions, McMMO and Dynmap. Come join because we would really like you to join and we are waiting for new players to bring the server back to life and such if you know what I mean.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as Medieval Factions, McMMO, and Dynmap.
Is the server looking for new players?	Yes, the server is looking for new players to bring the server back to life.
Can I join the server right now?	Yes, you can join the server using the provided IP address.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

””> Watching TV” Minecraft Server

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> So you’re just chilling, watching TV on your couch when suddenly, BAM! A Spanish ad pops up out of nowhere. It’s like your geolocation is trying to tell you something. It’s a sign, my friend. A sign that you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP.

> Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is so lit, even your geolocation is getting in on the action. Imagine building your own virtual empire while also decoding secret messages from the universe. It’s like playing Minecraft and solving a mystery at the same time. Mind blown, right?

> So come on, join us on this wild ride of Spanish ads and geolocation shenanigans. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server. It’s gonna be a wild, wacky, and totally unpredictable adventure. Don’t miss out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Caitlin’s First Playoff Series Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time that’s more intense than a WNBA game! We’ve got the New York Liberty facing off against the Atlanta Dream in a battle for dominance at 10:00 Pacific time. And if that’s not enough, stick around for the Indiana Fever taking on the Connecticut Sun at 12:00 Pacific on ABC – it’s gonna be hotter than a lava lake!

But wait, there’s more! The Phoenix Mercury are going head-to-head with the Minnesota Lynx at 2:00 Pacific on ESPN, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for victory. And if you’re still craving some action, the Seattle Storm will be facing off against the Las Vegas Aces at 7:00 Pacific on ESPN – it’s gonna be a showdown more epic than a creeper explosion!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build, mine, and battle it out like a pro while watching some epic WNBA matchups? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9646	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3