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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Crops Grown: 1136 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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