Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Mines Excavated: 1702
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Alien Abductions: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

    CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Magic Items Found: 1890 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • BlockBaeNoGo

    BlockBaeNoGo
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

    Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

    With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Onxy Middle School

    Onxy Middle School

    INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

    Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Aspire SMP

    Aspire SMP

    Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

    Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

    Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

    Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

    Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

    Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

    And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Enchantments Applied: 297 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

    Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Zombie Dances: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 250 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 62 Magic Items Found: 2613

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BootyBlock Minecraft Server

    BootyBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

    Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2746 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

    HurricaneBabyShowerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

    So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Buildings Constructed: 24
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

    TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners
    hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

    oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

    so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Gods Slained: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • No Water Temple, Just Waves

    No Water Temple, Just Waves
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 207
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

    Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

    InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal
    Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9795 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 68

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • HateTaterTotz

    HateTaterTotz
    Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

    Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name ‘Sup Bitch!
    Version 1.20.1 Minecraft Java Edition
    Mods
    • Origins (+ Extras!)
    • Create (+ MORE Extras, including Estrogen!)
    • Ad Astra (incl. Star Wars planets)
    • Mine Cells
    • Waystones
    • Building Mods (Chipped, Handcrafted, Accurate Block Placement, etc.)
    • Biome Mods (Biomes We’ve Gone, Terrestria, Terralith, Cinderscapes, etc.)
    • Exploration Mods (Better Nether, Better End, Deeper and Darker, Promenade, etc.)
    Discord Server Link https://discord.gg/JMWwxZJYJR
    Rules Don’t be a freak. (Comprehensive rules available in Discord)

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What mods does the server have? The server has Origins, Create, Ad Astra, Mine Cells, Waystones, and many more.
    Is the server lore-focused? Yes, the server has a detailed lore with characters and a planned narrative.
    How can I join the server? You can join through the Discord server link provided.
    Are there any specific rules I should follow? The main rule is “Don’t be a freak”, with comprehensive rules available in Discord.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Villages Defended: 18
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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