ScandiumSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Rivers’ Buddy Holly Minecraft Server

1990s fashion, 90s music, 90s nostalgia, Alternative Rock, buddy, buddy holly, Glasses, holly, iconic hairstyles, iconic look, iconic music videos, iconic musicians, long tail tags, Minecraft, music history, music video, Nostalgia, pop culture, Rivers, Rivers Cuomo, rock bands, Rock Music, Server, WEEZER

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, GET READY FOR A WILD RIDE ON OUR SERVER! WHY SHOULD U JOIN, U ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL U A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER DECIDED TO LEARN HOW TO DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON AND NOW HE’S THE KING OF THE DANCE FLOOR! IF U WANNA SEE CREEPERS MOONWALKING, JOIN OUR SERVER! ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT STEVE ONCE BEAT THE ENDER DRAGON WITH A CARROT? TRUE STORY! SO, IF U WANNA SEE CRAZY STUFF LIKE THAT, COME JOIN US! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF CHEESE! SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Right Wing Rulers – Minority Menace

#endorsement, BIAS, conservatism, discrimination, group dynamics, group identity, INDIVIDUALS, intergroup relations, intolerance, Menace, Minority, minority groups, political beliefs, power dynamics, prejudice, psychological research, research, right-wing authoritarianism, rulers, social attitudes, social psychology, societal norms, threat perception, WING

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85

So, like, you know how some peeps are all about that right-wing stuff and think minorities are like, super scary? Well, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you can let out all that fear and aggression in a totally virtual way! Build walls to keep out those pesky mobs and show those creepers who’s boss! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the “threat” of minority groups in the game. It’s like a right-wing authoritarian’s dream come true! Join now and let your inner fearmonger run wild!

SilentShelter

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Potions Brewed:	54
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

New released Factions server with a lot of custom features like Dungeons, custom items and more. Join us for fun, we’re open 24/7 on a dedicated server. We are recruiting new staff members.

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Mystic Enigma 1.21.1

1.21.1, ape linebackers, Attitudes, confusion, dating options, Enigma, erasure, gangbanged, impurity, Innocence, interracial, mystic, niggers, promiscuity, purity, Race, racism, Stereotypes, white race, white women

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	599
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want a place where white girls can be safe from niggers and ape linebackers! We don’t promote impurity, only pure Minecraft fun! Don’t be a hypocrite, come join us and protect the white race in our blocky world! Let’s build a community where white girls can be innocent and safe from niggers and ape linebackers! Join now for a pure Minecraft experience!

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

career development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Employee, Feedback, HonestCraft, Honesty, honesty in feedback, honesty in references, job application, Job Interview, job reference, Job Search, Minecraft, Professionalism, reference etiquette, reference request, Server, supervisor, Support, Time management, work ethic, young professional

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story of a front desk staff member who couldn’t handle the truth.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone sugarcoats everything? Well, look no further! On our server, we value honesty above all else, even if it means losing a reference for a job. Who needs a reference when you have a server full of crazy adventures waiting for you?

Join us and experience the thrill of being at a loss for words, just like the supervisors in this story. Will you handle situations like a pro or get caught off guard like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always brewing and the honesty is always flowing. Who needs a job reference when you have a community like this to be a part of? Let’s make some memories together, one outrageous story at a time!

HubbyCraft: Shareholders Wanted!

acknowledgment, Business, business ownership, Communication, cultural bias, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Decision making, family business, family dynamics, Gender Roles, Gratitude, HubbyCraft, international marriage, Marriage, ownership, Partnership, Respect, shareholders, Support, wanted, work responsibilities, work-life balance

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this wild story! Join us for a virtual adventure filled with pixelated fun and excitement.

Looking for a place where you can build your own empire without worrying about in-laws trying to steal your thunder? Look no further! On our server, you can create your own business, hire virtual employees, and even become a trading tycoon all on your own terms.

Forget about cultural expectations and gender biases, on our server, everyone is equal and can thrive in their own virtual world. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your in-laws, our virtual chat is always open for some hilarious rants and support.

So come join us on this Minecraft server for a chance to escape reality and create your own success story, without any unwanted interruptions from family members. Who knows, you might even find some virtual friends to share your crazy adventures with!

ElonCraft SMP – Govt Employee

advisory role, Business, collaboration, controversial appointment, Decision making, elon musk, ElonCraft, Employee, Entrepreneurship, Government, Govt, influential figure, innovation, leadership, policy, Politics, public service, regulations, smp, spacex, special government employee, Technology, tesla, White House

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Towns Built:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ores Mined:	2291	Void Armor Forged:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

OMG guys, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server where Elon Musk is a special government employee at the White House?! Like, imagine mining diamonds with Elon Musk while he’s giving you tips on how to build a rocket ship to Mars! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where they keep all the rare loot guarded by cybernetic chickens. Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers led by a giant talking potato! It’s gonna be lit, fam! #MinecraftMadness #ElonMuskRocks #PotatoArmy

Elon’s Drug Test: FOIA Edition

Accountability, civil liberties, DRUG, drug policy, drug test, drug use, Edition, elon musk, Elons, employee screening, FOIA, FOIA act, government employee, government oversight, investigative journalism, legal requirements, privacy rights, public interest, public records, public scrutiny, reddit, test, transparency, whistleblower protection, workplace regulations.

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4998	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered what Elon Musk’s drug test results would look like? Well, on our server, you can find out! Join us and uncover the secrets of this mysterious tech genius. Will he pass with flying colors or will he be caught red-handed? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Elon himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get the chance to mine diamonds with the man himself. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

diplomatic response, economic impact, Economy, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European leaders, european union, global trade, international relations, Macron, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff, Tariffs, tariffs threat, trade policy, trade war, transatlantic relations., Trouble, trump

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4024
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Alien Abductions:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	234
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on ur stuff” and everyone is like “oh no, what do we do?” well, macron is all like “don’t worry, EU got this, we gonna stand up for ourselves and show trump who’s boss!” join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle against trump’s tariffs! build ur own fortress and protect it from the evil tariffs that try to take over ur land! let’s show trump that EU is not to be messed with! come join us and be part of the resistance!

Time Warp Heights

aging, biological aging, Earth’s core, feet, gravity, head, height, Heights, human body, physical differences, PHYSICS., relativity, Scientific theory, short people, space time, SPEED, tall people, Time, time dilation, time perception, time theory, time travel, Warp

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dragons Tamed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	6589
Secret Passages Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this wacky Minecraft server where time is all messed up and tall players age faster than short ones! It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of growing old in Minecraft at lightning speed! Watch as your head ages faster than your feet, creating a totally bonkers look that will have everyone laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From battling giant chickens to racing against time itself, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Omega Age Boost Server

age, ageing process, anti-aging, biological age, Boost, cellular health, daily dose, dietary supplement, essential fatty acid, health benefits, Health improvement, Healthspan, Longevity, longevity trial, omega, omega-3, Preventive medicine., REJUVENATION, research study, scientific findings, Server, slow aging, trial, wellness intervention

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1962	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like takin’ an omega-3 pill every day, but for yo Minecraft soul, ya know? It’s gonna slow down yo ageing process in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for years and still feelin’ fresh as a daisy. We talkin’ ’bout rejuvenating yo biological age in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for three years and still lookin’ like a Minecraft baby. So come on and join dis server, cuz we gonna keep you young and fresh in da Minecraft world, yo!

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.1

#youtube, 1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, comedy, Comment, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, Like.., Music, MysticCraft, No. 94941516, ONLINE, Popular, Realms, Share, social media, trending, uh oh, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like right now! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer screen, but with pickaxes and TNT!

And the best part? You can build your own empire, rule over your friends, and become the ultimate Minecraft overlord. Who needs real life when you can be a virtual kingpin?

So what are you waiting for? Click that link and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness and pixelated mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

HusbandHoggingMCServer

Army, Attention, baby, Communication, Conflict, family time, Friends, Gaming, husband, HusbandHoggingMCServer, Marriage, military wife, parenting, quality time, relationships, Relaxation, soulmate, Support, Tears, video games, work-life balance

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	394	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of your husband ignoring you and your beautiful baby to play video games for 18 hours straight? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch as your husband becomes addicted to building virtual blocks instead of ignoring his family.

Our server is so captivating that your husband won’t even remember his friends from the military – who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our community is so welcoming that he’ll never want to log off.

So say goodbye to tears and hello to endless hours of Minecraft madness! Join our server now and watch as your husband’s priorities shift from his computer screen to his loving wife and daughter. Who needs real-life relaxation when you have a blocky paradise to explore? Join us today!

HelmetHeistCraft

Argument, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, dog pee, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, gift, Gratitude, Helmet, HelmetHeistCraft, misunderstanding, moped, ownership, perspective, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Trust, Value

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of helmet drama like never before! Join us and immerse yourself in the epic tale of a girl who gave away her pee-smelling helmet, only to demand it back when it was fresh and clean. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice and keeps the helmet, or will you be the villain who tries to sell it for profit? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Moped Gang, where players ride around in style and cause chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with your friends to conquer the streets, or will you go solo and carve out your own path to glory? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join the madness on our Minecraft server – where every helmet has a story to tell, and every moped ride is an adventure waiting to happen. See you there!

ZombieSurvivor SMP

apocalypse survival, emergency preparedness, End of the World, Long-term Survival, post-apocalyptic, smp, survival plan, survival skills, survival strategy, Survival Tactics, zombie apocalypse, zombie apocalypse preparation, zombie apocalypse strategy, zombie apocalypse survival kit, Zombie Attack, zombie defense, zombie defense plan, zombie outbreak, zombie survival guide, zombie survival plan, zombie survival tips, ZombieSurvivor

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Star Shards Collected:	117
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Lol, bro, forget about the zombie apocalypse, join our epic Minecraft SMP instead! We got creepers blowing up left and right, skeletons shooting arrows at your butt, and zombies trying to eat your face off. But don’t worry, we got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons to slay those baddies like a boss.

Our server is lit AF, with crazy builds everywhere you look. We got a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a sky base made entirely of TNT, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, hehe).

But the best part? Our community is like a dysfunctional family, always causing chaos and cracking jokes. You’ll never be bored with us around, that’s for sure. So come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the ride of your life. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

Players:	94/400	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Farms Harvested:	130
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Crops Grown:	4841
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2