Say Thank You Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted llama saddle, and every full moon we host a dance party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to always say thank you, because you never know when a friendly creeper might be listening.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	219228
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Drop Her Free OF Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical Tranny’s Free OF, rumored to hold the key to unlimited diamonds and rare loot. But beware, the journey is not for the faint of heart as you’ll encounter deadly mobs, treacherous traps, and maybe even a dancing llama or two.

If you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
New Chunks Explored:	176375	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Woke Minecraft SMP: Is Foot Fag Pandering Cool?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest place to be! We have a strict “no footfag pandering” policy because we believe in equality for all body parts. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their adorable but deadly army of llama warriors. Join us if you dare, but beware of the llama uprising!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Buildings Constructed:	35	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NephewDebtReckoning Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of lending money to your nephew, only to have him ghost you for two years straight! Will he ever pay you back? Will you have to resort to in-game extortion tactics to get your virtual cash back? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of confronting your nephew in-game and demanding your money back like a true boss. Will he finally cave and start making those sweet, sweet payments? Or will he continue to dodge you like a pro Minecraft player dodges creepers? The choice is yours!

Join our server now and get ready for the most intense family drama you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. Who needs soap operas when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a loan shark’s paradise!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DisabilityCraft: No Guilt Dates!

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Are you tired of boring karaoke nights where the only drama is who sings off-key the most? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

Picture this: a wheelchair-bound player named Warren who will stop at nothing to win your heart (or at least a date). He’ll offer you virtual drinks, flirt shamelessly, and even pull the disability card to try and woo you. Will you accept his advances or shut him down like a pro?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense debates about ableism, social norms, and the ethics of rejecting someone in a virtual world. Will you be the voice of reason or the instigator of chaos?

Join our server now and experience the wildest social experiment since that time someone built a rollercoaster out of TNT. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable decision-making. Don’t miss out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magic Items Found:	2658	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HackLifeSMP – What’s Yours?

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Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of a place where you can build epic structures, battle dangerous mobs, and prank your friends with TNT traps? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but you get the idea). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their crazy antics and epic builds.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure that only the bravest players can uncover. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that will lead you to a land of infinite riches and danger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild and wacky server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RedditRageCraft

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Have you ever seen a llama riding a creeper while doing the floss dance? No? Well, you’re missing out! Join our Minecraft server and witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From giant chickens terrorizing villages to pigs flying on jetpacks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Magic Items Found:	1600
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

GeorgianGamerz Minecraft Server

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lol so like this minecraft server is like the bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz like the president of Georgia is blasting the ruling party for being too pro-Russia, like what even is that?! u gotta come to our server cuz we’re all about that anti-Russia vibe, we even have a secret underground bunker where we plot to take down all the pro-Russia players, it’s wild man. plus, our server is filled with unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, it’s like a magical wonderland. so come join us and let’s overthrow the ruling party together, one block at a time. #downwithRussia #MinecraftRevolution

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

UNcraftyNetty’sWorld

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so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz, like, UN chief wrote a letter to Netanyahu saying our server is in danger, like, WHAAAAT?! that’s, like, so cray cray, right? u gotta come save us from the evil clutches of danger and stuff. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. so, like, come join us and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crops Grown:	5552
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Aging Mice Accelerate Ovary

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hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land where u can build ur dreams and fight off creepers like a boss. but wait, there’s more! on dis server, we got senolytic drug ABT-263 dat accelerates ovarian aging in older female mice, like wut even is dat? who cares, it’s freakin awesome! so come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and awesomeness, den u might regret it. but seriously, join us now and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Buildings Constructed:	36
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Farms Harvested:	755	Dragon Scales Harvested:	318
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Fartingwind [smp] – Where every breeze is a little too final.

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Finalwind Minecraft Server

Finalwind is a server that expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools, and expands on content by adding things like daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.

Come join us at play.finalwindserver.com on version 1.21.1

Check out our website: https://www.finalwindserver.com/

Check out our Discord: discord.finalwindserver.com

Check out our trailer: https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What sets Finalwind apart from other Minecraft servers?	Finalwind offers custom items, events, quests, clans, and an economy system to provide endless content for players.
Are there any rules on Finalwind?	The main rule is no cheating to maintain the skill in player versus player combat.
Can I join Finalwind on any Minecraft version?	Finalwind server is currently on version 1.21.1.
How can I stay updated with Finalwind news and events?	You can visit our website or join our Discord server to stay connected.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	New Chunks Explored:	54577
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Balkan Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the Balkans! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas have built the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, from llama-shaped castles to llama-themed roller coasters.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who have sworn to protect all players from creepers and zombies. They will swoop in and save the day whenever you’re in trouble, all while cracking hilarious jokes and doing backflips.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical forest where unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart. Want a diamond sword that never breaks? Just ask a unicorn, and they’ll hook you up.

So come join us on this 10/10 Minecraft server in the Balkans, where llamas rule, ninja turtles protect, and unicorns grant wishes. You won’t regret it, trust us.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Void Gems Collected:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

””> Election Day Minecraft SMP””

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild that we have election days where you HAVE to vote or face the consequences of being banished to the Nether for eternity. But don’t worry, the Nether is actually a pretty happening place with lava pools and zombie pigmen parties.

Join us for a chance to become the ruler of our crazy world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a pig riding a bat as our mascot) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have a mod that makes it rain diamonds sometimes).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the madness! Just remember to vote on election day, or else you might end up in a sticky situation with our resident slime king.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5142
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	126
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

DadlessDynasty Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more twisted than a creeper in a tornado! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, alliances, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family relationships.

Are you tired of boring old family dynamics in real life? Come join us and experience the chaos of trying to navigate a blended family with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether. Will you prioritize spending time with your mom’s new husband and his family, or will you rebel against the system and stick with your real family? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments along the way.

With more family drama than a soap opera, this Minecraft server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family dysfunction!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FosterBroNoBroCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape annoying siblings like Asher and build your dream world without any pesky interruptions!

Join us if you’re tired of being followed around and harassed by a finger-tapping, food-stealing, anime-porn-sending leech of a brother. On our server, you can finally have peace and quiet to mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content without any family drama.

Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – we fully support your decision to disown any siblings who make your life a living nightmare. So come on over and let’s craft away the stress of dealing with annoying family members together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Crops Grown:	7357

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

LifeChangingHabit – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and pick up the habit of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Not only will it change your life, but it will also make you the envy of all the other players on the server. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a big enough statue, a secret portal to a diamond-filled dimension will open up right in your base. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start sculpting your way to riches and fame!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.