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LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	5764	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Potions Brewed:	31	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6237
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3618	Unicorn Sightings:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Buildings Constructed:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Crops Grown:	2584
Buildings Constructed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	5146	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Farms Harvested:	740
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Dimension Hops:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Buildings Constructed:	50	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Animals Bred:	70	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Players:	102/400	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1