SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”

body image, clothing, Confidence, CREEPERS, criticism, double standards, dressing, empowerment, fashion, feminism, Gender Roles, Individuality, insist, judgment, Minecraft, Misogyny, SassySMP, Self-expression, slut shaming, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, Whores, Women

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone dresses like a basic blocky character? Join our server where the women are dressed in the latest fashion trends – yoga pants and no bras! Who needs armor when you’ve got style, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fashion show in the Nether, then join us today. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just make sure to bring your best pair of yoga pants!

MinecraftUK.com

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Divine Spears Created:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

play.minecraftuk.com

Animal Town

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Void Armor Forged:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

mc.animal-town.net

Underverse

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4325

Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

216.172.107.217

Scorched Earth

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Emeralds Found:	7412
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

108.170.5.66:25693

CraftVille

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Towns Built:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.

We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.

CraftVille.is.si

GiBcraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Towns Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.

world.gibcraft.com

jdcraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.

198.154.115.2

RegularChaos

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchantments Applied:	259
Void Armor Forged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

RegularChaos.de

Meta-Union

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Votes:	6459
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

This server is a freebuild server and mainly German-speaking. You can build wherever you want as long as you follow our rules.

You can protect yourself against griefers with properties (plugin: GriefPrevention). You can find all further information in the game. The rest is up to your creativity. I wish you much fun.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: ts.meta-union.com:10012) www.Meta-Union.com

meta-union.com

Lazuli MC

Creative, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Welcome to Lazuli PvP!

Features – Factions – Access to a creative world! – MCMMO – Friendly Staff! – Stable economy! – Custom Loot – Anti-cheating tools – Dedicated server with 24/7 uptime, a website, and forums! – We use dev builds of plugins and bukkit to stay up to date with the most recent version of minecraft! – The Administration is extremely active, making sure the server is Stable and up to date!

lazulimc.net

SwordPVP

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	480	Void Armor Forged:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Farms Harvested:	879	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

The SwordPVP Network is a multiplayer Minecraft server network which features a collection of multiple high quality server-side modded gamemodes and mini-games focused on Player vs. Player (PVP) gameplay!

spvp.me

Alfi’s World

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

We are a young free server, searching for good people and admin’s, who are interested to help build, set and maintain the server. We have actually two arena’s any place to realize your creativity and we are preparing economy, shop, mine cart, dynmap and many more.

We are a young and starting free server, looking for smart people and admins who are interested in helping to build and maintain the server. We currently offer two Arenas and a lot of space for creativity, and we are preparing the economy, shop, minecart, dynmap and a lot of other interesting things.

82.119.123.106

TeamVareide

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Dragon Eggs Found:	1602	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crops Grown:	2510	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

mc.teamvareide.com www.TeamVareide.com

mc.teamvareide.com

Solumcraft

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	9939	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Solumcraft is at heart an anarchy server. Both griefing and raiding are allowed. There are multiple worlds, designed for multiple play styles. The vanilla world (where new players will spawn) has only vanilla commands and play, whereas the main world has things like plot protection, teleportation, home set, and various other plugins.

solumcraft.com

CoolCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Emeralds Found:	3670	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

play.coolcraft.org.uk