SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”

body image, clothing, Confidence, CREEPERS, criticism, double standards, dressing, empowerment, fashion, feminism, Gender Roles, Individuality, insist, judgment, Minecraft, Misogyny, SassySMP, Self-expression, slut shaming, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, Whores, Women

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone dresses like a basic blocky character? Join our server where the women are dressed in the latest fashion trends – yoga pants and no bras! Who needs armor when you’ve got style, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fashion show in the Nether, then join us today. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just make sure to bring your best pair of yoga pants!

RedBladePvP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	1649	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Animals Bred:	136	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	5

RedBlade PVP Is an epic factions pvp server! There is MCMmo and combat log! We also have auctions and many more! I can ensure you that this server has lots of potential and we just need players to proove it! JOIN NOW

216.172.106.215

Globcraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11

Welcome to Globcraft! Towny/Economy We’ve been in Minecraft server hosting longer than most. We like to focus on creating a fun experience for players! We’re constantly improving!

We know what we’re doing! Here at Globcraft, you have a dedicated staff team and a great community. We provide quick updates when new versions of Minecraft come out. Unlike many servers, we’re knowledgeable in managing servers. We’ve been around for over a year and plan to be here plenty longer!

Smooth! We stride to provide a stable, low lag, Minecraft experience. We try to rollout fixes as quickly as possible and extensively test our setup before adding any new features. We want you to have the smoothest experience possible!

Feature packed! We use the popular plugins that you’re familiar with: Towny, McMMO, and so on. We also use some lesser known plugins as well as custom plugins to make for a well-rounded and unique experience! Globcraft has a lively and functional player to player Economy. We’ve also just recently launched an OP Factions server!

Growth! We like growing! Plans are in place to expand to add a Creative Server! There are also plenty of updates to come for the Towny Server! We’re lucky to have such a great community and look forward to seeing it grow.

globcraft.com

instapvp {factions} {pvp}

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	121
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to Instapvp,

InstaPVP is a good looking server where the goal is to kill players and raid their bases! Hacking is abolutely “not” allowed!

We have:

Faction’s, Huge Spawn, Drop Party’s on 15+ players, Vote plugin, Donations, InstaSoup, And a lot more, Join today, more then 850 people joined already! Have Fun !

mc.instapvp.com

SORB

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Sorb Vanilla : mc.sorbmc.com

No lag, Up 24/7 , Friendly Staff, lots of plugin, Mini Games

Main Has Creative Portal, Grief World Portal, Mini Games Portal.

JOIN SORB FOR AMAZING ADVENTURES.

mc.sorbmc.com

2tx

Factions

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

2tx.org – Factions PvP

2tx.org

RAS SkyBlock

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Love Letters Sent:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

The best Spanish-speaking Skyblock server. We also have a Cities at War server and another Survival server. What are you waiting for!!

sky.ras-servers.com

AireCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Emeralds Found:	905	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Server IP: play.airecraft.co.uk:25572 Come and join our friendly active community. We host a 24h dedicated server with helpful Admins.

play.airecraft.co.uk:25572

VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Animals Bred:	85	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Server name: VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP Site do server: http://voidcraft.com.br Forum do server: http://voidcraft.com.br/forum/ Post do server no MCBR: http://www.minecraft…napaintballvip/ Ip: pvp.voidcraft.com.br TS3: ts.voidcraft.com.br Server slots: It has capacity for up to 200 players, but I left it at 100 to optimize the server Media of players on: Morning 50 afternoon 90 to 100 Staff: Always present from 9 am until midnight, there are always directors on! Events: Yes, several rounds of events every 3 hours such as death race, death climb, frog, pvp event, x1, maze, and gladiator every Saturday! VIP system: YES with unattractive VIPs and great benefits REGION: Yes, we have 2 cities, one for members and one for VIPs where they can build houses, shops and clan bases. CLAN: Yes we use simpleclans to manage this.

pvp.voidcraft.com.br

Zuma | Faction PVP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7988
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Farms Harvested:	860	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

198.24.178.174

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dimension Hops:	8
Buildings Constructed:	33	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchantments Applied:	95
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	134
Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchantments Applied:	131

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magic Items Found:	2002
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	108
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	750049
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magic Items Found:	7919
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com