SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”

body image, clothing, Confidence, CREEPERS, criticism, double standards, dressing, empowerment, fashion, feminism, Gender Roles, Individuality, insist, judgment, Minecraft, Misogyny, SassySMP, Self-expression, slut shaming, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, Whores, Women

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone dresses like a basic blocky character? Join our server where the women are dressed in the latest fashion trends – yoga pants and no bras! Who needs armor when you’ve got style, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fashion show in the Nether, then join us today. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just make sure to bring your best pair of yoga pants!

KraftKings

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

mc.kraftkings.com

New Era City

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Creative city server. Build apartments, shops, cafes, restaurants… or just be a citizen!

199.188.100.202:25665

UltimateMinecraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Star Shards Collected:	261
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Ultimate Minecraft is a medium sized yet busy freebuild Minecraft community. We run the awesome Bukkit server mod with a large list of plugins that provide us with area ownership, economy and anti-grief, as well as many commands and features. We also have a team of active moderators, game masters and admins, who are in game regularly to assist.

For those interested, the servers specs are as follows; Intel Xeon E3-1240 v3, 32GB RAM, 240GB SSD, 1TB HDD x2, 1Gbit connection.

Our server is currently greylisted. This means that new players are restricted to building in a seperate world for visitors imaginatively called “The Guest World”. Play for a while, and if you like the server then apply using the link to the top right to be promoted to member and get access to the entire world! In the unlikely event you find yourself not enjoying Ultimate Minecraft, you haven’t wasted any time signing up for a whitelist. It’s the best of both worlds, while keeping quick and efficient for all involved.

ultimateminecraft.net

DigitalForge

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Votes:	4178	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Looking for a PvP server with an active player base? Looking for a moving economy server? Looking for a server with many player run towns? DigitalForge is the server for you!

dfmc.co

Purplecraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Zombie Dances:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Purplecraft

108.170.14.146:26020

Havoc In Paradise

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Star Shards Collected:	126	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Havoc In Paradise, is basically the PvP and raiding server you’ve always wanted, we have amazing staff who will always listen to you and a friendly community.

We’re expecting 24/7 PvP and raiding around spawn and other notable area’s, eg a notable area being one of the portal’s at North, South, East and West. If you need help in game, just send a staff member a PM and they’ll be with you in a short amount of time! if for some odd reason a staff member isn’t online please ask in global chat or PM me on here

Rules; 1. No hacks at all. 2. The only allowed mods are; rei’s minimap, mods sort inventory’s, optifine and MineCapes(this is a good tool for clan identification) (*If you would like a mod approved please shoot myself or another staff member a pm, with a link to the mod!*) 3. We understand that it’s hard to come to terms with staff members, in situations like this keep the ‘bitching’ to a minimum 4. Have fun, and dont qq all day erry day’ in chat when you die, its frustrating for every one when we see your qq spamming our screens!

Communication: I have purchased a teamspeak3 server for the use of communication, it is almost vital that clans communicate when in battles, PvPing!

Teamspeak3 IP: havocinparadise.teamspeak3.org

We’ll be finishing off our website, with a donation shop and other cool features, very soon!!! If you fall in love with the server instantly please do not hesitate to donate to the server, all the money from donations will go towards upgrades and actually running the server and teamspeak!!!

havocinparadise.mcserver.ws

BreackerCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Animals Bred:	161	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Buildings Constructed:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragons Tamed:	2

Guys join now! friendly staff, pvp, survival and a whole lot of fun!

69.175.94.20

Open Academy | Make Friends | Meet Interesting People | Create Art

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	317538	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15

Welcome to Open Academy!

We are a friendly community of scholars working on cool problems like developing the artificial intelligence afterlife. This is a mostly vanilla survival server with land claim, since March 8th, 2020.

Please feel free to join us on discord at: https://discord.gg/HsWTQpU

Our world map is available through dynmap at: http://openacademy.live:8123/

Come drop by and introduce yourself! You may be find that you will meet interesting people here, and maybe even make a lifelong friend or two!

History of the server:– Founded at the start of the pandemic out of a dorm room at Harvard– Active players fizzle out around January of 2021– Players stayed in contact over the years through Discord chat– Server rebooted February 2024, update to 1.20.4– New players join our friendly community!

openacademy.live

TeamOne Server

PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	65
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

TeamOne Server – mc.teamone.sg – Open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week! Enjoy non-stop fun of building, crafting, gaming and making lots and lots of new friends in our server! Join our community today and start building!

mc.teamone.sg

AlcatrazCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

198.24.134.114

Lost Boys

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Factions, PvP and Greifing. Adventure world also coming soon.

lostboys.game-host.org

DodgysHoose

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

A fun Developing Server With an Amazing Community.

85.236.101.6:27965

CubeServer #1

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7594	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57

– Survival Mode Gameplay w/ Creative Theme – Hunger Games (Survival Games) – PVP Enabled – Guests – Can Build – Protected Chests, Furnaces, and Doors – Home Area Protections (prevents griefing) – Mining Based Economoy – Sell Ores to Buy Food, Tools and Supplies

1.cubeserver.org

Retonix

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Mines Excavated:	4978
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	1

A nice new server, pvp is on in the wildness world! 🙂 We will soon add the towny plugin too the server! You can buy “VIP” and “VIP+” Hope we see you on the server! 🙂 Lag free, and 24/7

176.227.192.34

Serenity Craft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Serenity Craft is a no tnt, grief free, PvP server. It needs you to increase its population! Please join this server and make the owner (12pspgo) and all of its players happy. 🙂

-12pspgo IP: 198.154.112.175

198.154.112.175