SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”

body image, clothing, Confidence, CREEPERS, criticism, double standards, dressing, empowerment, fashion, feminism, Gender Roles, Individuality, insist, judgment, Minecraft, Misogyny, SassySMP, Self-expression, slut shaming, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, Whores, Women

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone dresses like a basic blocky character? Join our server where the women are dressed in the latest fashion trends – yoga pants and no bras! Who needs armor when you’ve got style, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fashion show in the Nether, then join us today. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just make sure to bring your best pair of yoga pants!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	154	Players Killed by Monsters:	2430
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	8263	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1335
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	593
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	5	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	New Chunks Explored:	773609
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ores Mined:	7855
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	New Chunks Explored:	541186
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Divine Spears Created:	16
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crops Grown:	2660

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Void Gems Collected:	40
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mines Excavated:	4178	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!