SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”

body image, clothing, Confidence, CREEPERS, criticism, double standards, dressing, empowerment, fashion, feminism, Gender Roles, Individuality, insist, judgment, Minecraft, Misogyny, SassySMP, Self-expression, slut shaming, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, Whores, Women

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone dresses like a basic blocky character? Join our server where the women are dressed in the latest fashion trends – yoga pants and no bras! Who needs armor when you’ve got style, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fashion show in the Nether, then join us today. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just make sure to bring your best pair of yoga pants!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magic Items Found:	8937	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Zombie Dances:	8	Emeralds Found:	7452
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	6671	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Animals Bred:	41	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.