SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”

body image, clothing, Confidence, CREEPERS, criticism, double standards, dressing, empowerment, fashion, feminism, Gender Roles, Individuality, insist, judgment, Minecraft, Misogyny, SassySMP, Self-expression, slut shaming, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, Whores, Women

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone dresses like a basic blocky character? Join our server where the women are dressed in the latest fashion trends – yoga pants and no bras! Who needs armor when you’ve got style, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fashion show in the Nether, then join us today. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just make sure to bring your best pair of yoga pants!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	262	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	30	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	829660	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	4810	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Ores Mined:	6293
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Potions Brewed:	88
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1365
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Crops Grown:	1688	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.