Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family gatherings and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, complete with pools and additions for your virtual children. No jealous sisters or judgmental mothers allowed here – only fun and creativity!

Forget therapy sessions, on our server you can let out your frustrations by building and exploring to your heart’s content. And if anyone tells you to “fug off”, just block them and move on to the next adventure!

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft server where you can leave all the real-life drama behind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs family drama when you have virtual blocks to play with?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Holy Grails Found: 3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
Chimeras Created: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Marine’s Booty Cove – A Minecraft Adventure like no other!

    Marine’s Booty Cove – A Minecraft Adventure like no other!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a box of fortune cookies? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for some crazy adventures and LOL-worthy moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild Rurudo appears, serenading you with a cover that will make your pickaxe drop. Or how about a showdown with the Bishoujo Muzai Pirates, where the only booty they’re after is your precious loot?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary 3rd Generation girls band, who rock out in 3D live performances that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on the Second World Trailer – it’s like stepping into a whole new dimension of craziness.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Marine herself, leading a parade of Umisea creatures in a dance that will make your avatar bust a move. It’s all happening here, only on our insane Minecraft server. See you there, if you dare!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • NukeBusters Minecraft Server: Save the Day in Style!

    NukeBusters Minecraft Server: Save the Day in Style!
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate moral dilemma: disarm a nuke and save thousands of pixelated people OR nuke an entire city because some rich player wants a better view of the wasteland! And the best part? There are no real consequences either way, so go ahead and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and a talking llama who tells dad jokes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you’re having this much fun)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Crafty Jew Crew vs. Sissy Sissiles

    Crafty Jew Crew vs. Sissy Sissiles
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe a few buildings)? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Iran and Israel can’t help but join in on the fun. With our arsenal of crazy plugins and epic builds, you’ll be laughing your way through creeper explosions and zombie hordes. Join now for a gaming experience that’s out of this world (literally, we have a spaceship build that will make Elon Musk jealous)! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheChaos

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Falling into the Void: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4845 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 22

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Call of the Creeper: Minecraft Madness

    Call of the Creeper: Minecraft Madness
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to fall into lava and lose everything? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can call upon the name of the Lord and be saved from all your Minecraft mishaps!

    Join us and experience the divine protection of the Almighty as you build your blocky empire. No more worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work or accidentally hitting a zombie pigman in the Nether. Just call out to the Lord and watch as your character is miraculously saved from certain doom.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from in-game disasters, but you’ll also receive blessings of epic loot drops and enchanted gear. It’s like having a divine cheat code activated just for you!

    So why wait until it’s too late? Join our server now and start your journey to salvation and epic Minecraft adventures. And remember, the Lord works in mysterious ways, especially when it comes to pixelated worlds.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 25 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Villages Defended: 19
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Volume 21 Minecraft: Where Kingdoms Take 20 Volumes to Get Good

    Volume 21 Minecraft: Where Kingdoms Take 20 Volumes to Get Good
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take forever to get to the good stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like reading 21 volumes of a manga before it gets good! That’s right, we promise you won’t have to wait long to start having a blast.

    And if you think building a kingdom in Minecraft is a drag, think again! Our server will have you ruling over your own kingdom in just 20 volumes – I mean, minutes. But be warned, just like Conan, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few mysteries to solve. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power in Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Mines Excavated: 1171

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Creeper Comedy Club – Where Laughs Explode!

    Creeper Comedy Club – Where Laughs Explode!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained ninja penguins who will stop at nothing to make sure you have the best time of your life in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and challenge your wit. From parkour courses that will make you question your sanity to PvP battles that will leave you breathless, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Animals Bred: 140
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1080
    Mines Excavated: 1477 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PolishCraft: Where even the creepers have style!

    PolishCraft: Where even the creepers have style!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the solution for you! Our server has been scientifically proven to be 10 times more fun because we’ve added a secret ingredient – Polish genes! That’s right, we’ve spliced in some DNA from the land of pierogis and polka music to make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

    Join our server for a chance to experience the power of Polish genes in action. Your character will be imbued with superhuman strength, the ability to speak fluent Polish (even if you’ve never studied the language), and an insatiable craving for kielbasa. Plus, every time you mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing a polka remix of your favorite song.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Polish Minecart Races. Strap in and hold on tight as you zoom through twisting tunnels and loop-de-loops, all while dodging flying pierogis and giant bottles of vodka. The winner gets a lifetime supply of kielbasa and bragging rights as the fastest miner in all of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of Polish genes for yourself. Trust us, once you go Polish, you’ll never go back!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • JulyFoolsCraft: Where the fun never ends and the jokes never stop! See you in July for a hilarious adventure!

    JulyFoolsCraft: Where the fun never ends and the jokes never stop! See you in July for a hilarious adventure!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you blockheads out there!

    Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and flex on all the noobs. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We got you covered. Need to tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding? We got that too.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots lasers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us in July for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! See you there, blockheads!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 164 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • ZombieBrains Minecraft Madness: Where Thinking is Overrated!

    ZombieBrains Minecraft Madness: Where Thinking is Overrated!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes the game way too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so fun that you’ll actually lose brain cells if you try to think too hard while playing. Trust us, turning your brain off is the key to success here.

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can find, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at the end of it filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, the rollercoaster is haunted by a ghostly chicken that will peck you to death if you’re not careful.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a PvP arena where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with carrot swords. It’s chaos, it’s ridiculous, and it’s absolutely hilarious. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course).

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • LoveCrafted Adventures: Where even creepers take romantic getaways!

    LoveCrafted Adventures: Where even creepers take romantic getaways!
    Are you tired of dealing with drama like missing girlfriends on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual relationships will always be drama-free. No more worrying about where your in-game significant other has disappeared to, because on our server, they’ll always be right by your side (or at least logged in and playing). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even help you find missing virtual girlfriends! Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server

    Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because xivg is here to shake things up! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the diamond armor-wearing llamas that guard the secret treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama! Rumor has it that if you can defeat this majestic beast, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join xivg today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • FantasyCraft: Where Your Taboo Fantasies Come to Life!

    FantasyCraft: Where Your Taboo Fantasies Come to Life!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where all your taboo fantasies come to life! Want to ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu? We got you covered. How about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cheese? Done.

    Join our server and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures you never knew you needed. From fighting off hordes of zombie chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wild (literally, we have a petting zoo with creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty TV Addicts Minecraft Server

    Crafty TV Addicts Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you have to bounce your way to victory.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • NijiCraft – Where Vtubers and Creepers Collide!

    NijiCraft – Where Vtubers and Creepers Collide!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like Nijisanji, but in blocky form. Join us and become a virtual content creator, just like the members of Nijisanji!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. 2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone! 3. Our server is so popular, even Herobrine wants to join the fun. 4. We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. Yes, you heard that right. 5. Our moderators are like wizards, they can ban griefers with a flick of their wand (or banhammer).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Just remember to ignore the Endermen shitposting in the chat. See you there!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Chimeras Created: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Alien Abductions: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 24

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Blocky Battle Royale: Rivals 2 Beta in <2 Weeks!

    Blocky Battle Royale: Rivals 2 Beta in
    Get ready to enter a world where alliances will be tested, friendships will be broken, and 50bux will determine your fate! Join our Minecraft server where the Rivals 2 beta is just around the corner and the competition is fierce. Are you Team Fleet or Team Loxo? Choose wisely, as your choice could mean the difference between victory and defeat. So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and get ready to battle it out in the ultimate showdown. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and show the world what you’re made of!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Alien Abductions: 5
    Crops Grown: 8366 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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