LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY