LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 499 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Emeralds Found: 3304 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

New Minecraft Server
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