So, like, imagine if those failed missile launches were actually just a cover-up for a secret underground Minecraft server run by Russian spies! Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so top secret that even Putin himself doesn’t know about it! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Sarmat missile while building epic bases and battling creepers with your comrades. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples guarded by a giant mutant Enderman. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Towns Built: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Metal Mania Cardio Craft

    Metal Mania Cardio Craft
    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

    but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

    we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

    so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Runes Activated: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Towns Built: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version: 1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

    Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

    A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 14

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Falling into the Void: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 135 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Mines Excavated: 2262
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 33 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Love Letters Sent: 13

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 164 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Emeralds Found: 976
    Buildings Constructed: 43 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyUkrainianDefense

    CraftyUkrainianDefense
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

    we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

    and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones for teleportation
    Bucketable entities for convenience
    Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

    Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
    How can I earn diamonds? You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
    What type of events are hosted? We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
    Are there any specific rules to follow? Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Alien Abductions: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 197

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

    Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

    Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

    In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

    But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

    Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MomCraft Server

    MomCraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

    Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

    Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

    So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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