SarmatFailCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyPrideMC

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Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Clown Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	5716

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	4053	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

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Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Items Found:	2891	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

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LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	587	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4582	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magic Items Found:	1278	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NoPlansNoNiece

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Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Hatewatchers United

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Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2828	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

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GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

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Insomniacs SMP Overview

Name	Insomniacs SMP
Platform	BEDROCK
Discord Link	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
Is the Discord link safe?	Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16