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| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves.
So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, challenge a pack of creepers to a dance-off, and have a pet dragon named Steve? Trust us, this server is lit AF and you won’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans. Join now and get ready for a wild ride!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companionβit always knows just what to say.
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Complete quests like finding the legendary golden carrot or building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can meet a talking llama who will give you magical powers if you can beat him in a dance-off. And don’t forget about our weekly “Turtle Racing” competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy objectives you’ll meet next!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollablyβitβs the latest party trick!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.
And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 401 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallowsβsoft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1935 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny flyβitβs now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on pigs armed with carrots, charging into battle against a horde of evil skeletons. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own civilization. They have their own laws, their own currency (emeralds, of course), and even their own version of reality TV. You won’t believe the drama that goes down in Villager Village.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who needs real-world politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! We have a secret dimension where you can ride pineapples, a pathway that leads beyond the way to insanity, and a fiery and icy adventure that will leave you breathless.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a Takotori MC event where you can battle it out with chickens, a Myth Reunion that will blow your mind, and a Mirage 3D Anniversary Live that will make you question reality itself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Hololive Stage World Tour, where you can witness the most epic performances from your favorite virtual idols. Plus, we have merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swingβitβs now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of Japanese Vtubers, each with their own unique powers and abilities. From Aogiri Highschool to VPI Cafe, you never know who you might run into on our server. Will you befriend the mysterious Dot Live or challenge the mighty Hololive to a duel? The possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and become a legend in the world of virtual reality! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden secrets of 2434 or stumble upon the legendary Idolm@ster vΞ±-liv. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookiesβthey give them out for free to travelers.
CobblePunk is a Cobblemon based server! what makes us unique is we encourage users to stick to a steampunk/solarpunk theme with their buildings!
we also have flying ships, create and more to enjoy!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memoryβitβs become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. That’s right, DIAMOND EGGS! Imagine the possibilities of having a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting to be hatched.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether, where the lava is made of hot sauce and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just another day on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, when you see that bullet with your name on it, duck and cover!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifactsβtalk about a paradox!
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of cake, and have dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Our server is so crazy that even the skeletons have started a boy band!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the loot for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
2b2t Oceania – Oceania-based anarchy for those interested in a 2b2t alternative that is focused around Australia and surrounding countries! Minimal admin intervention and a dedicated community.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
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| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifactsβtalk about a paradox!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
