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EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Potions Brewed:	59

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Animals Bred:	91
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crops Grown:	6594	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Crops Grown:	9532
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5305
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ores Mined:	5712
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2435
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Alien Abductions:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Crops Grown:	8107	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	7566
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

Players:	91/200	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14