Neoproterozoic Life Survivors

800 million years ago, Algae, amoebae, ANCESTORS, ancient life, Animals, Biodiversity, classical theory, Diverse, earth’s history, Evolution, evolutionary timeline, glaciations, Life, life on earth, Lineages, Neoproterozoic, Neoproterozoic period, planet, Plants, scientific discovery, Study finds, survivors

LOL U WANNA KNOW WHERE ALL DA AMOEBAS AND PLANTS AND ANIMALS CAME FROM? JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN SEE FOR URSELF! WE GOT AMOEBAS DOIN’ THE MACARENA, PLANTS DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND ANIMALS DOIN’ BACKFLIPS!

DIS SERVER BE LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO 800 MILLION YEARS AGO, WHEN EVERYTHING WAS WILD AND WACKY! WE SURVIVED TWO GLACIATIONS, SO U KNOW WE TOUGH AS NAILS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Make-AVAlon Great Again: Online For 9 Years of Square Bosses & Custom Slime Towns

armor, Banking, Bosses, Classes, Crafting, Crates, Custom, destiny, Diablo, final bosses, Great, Loot drops, magic spells, MakeAVAlon, mmo, Npcs, ONLINE, Pets, Plugins, Quests, Silk Touch Spawners, Skills, Skyrim, Slime, smp, Square, Storyline, Towns, Towny environment, Voting, weapons, World of Warcraft, Years

Avalon Minecraft Server

Server Trailer: Watch Here

TikTok: Visit our TikTok

Server IP: defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own, uncover secrets, and conquer the Great Evil.

Avalon is an mmoRPG combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline with 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops, experience a unique gameplay experience.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman

NPC-based Questing

Keep Inventory enabled

Custom Skills and Magic Spells

Custom Armor & Weapons

Co-operative Towny environment

Silk Touch Spawners

Crates, Voting, Banking

Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

Question: How do I join a kingdom on Avalon?

Answer: You can join a kingdom by interacting with the Kingdom NPCs in Avalon or by creating your own kingdom and inviting others to join.

Question: Are there daily loot drops on the server?

Answer: Yes, there are daily loot drops from the 14 final bosses on Avalon.

Question: Can I play as a lone wolf or do I have to join a Town?

Answer: You can choose to play as a lone wolf, join an existing Town, or create your own Town on Avalon.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener on the other side, but sometimes it’s yellow! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep within our server’s mines, there lies a block of cheese so delicious that even the creepers can’t resist it. Players have been known to risk life and limb just to get a taste of that cheesy goodness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, whose wool changes color every time it eats a different flower. It’s like a living, breathing tie-dye factory!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party, complete with glowsticks and funky music. It’s a rave like no other, and you won’t want to miss it!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the grass is sometimes yellow and the adventures are always wild. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Race Car VHS Reminder Minecraft SMP

90s, CAR, Car collection, car culture, car documentary, Car Enthusiast, car lover, car memorabilia, car nostalgia, car racing, childhood memories, Classic Cars, collectible, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Race, race car, reminder, Retro, smp, vhs, vhs tape, video tape, vintage

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who didn’t have a race car VHS reminder. Can you believe it? Yeah, neither can we. But on our server, we have race car VHS reminders galore! You’ll never forget to watch your favorite race car movies again.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critter you’ll stumble upon next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of diamonds hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just make sure you don’t forget your race car VHS reminder!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server

anniversary celebration, Assertiveness, budgeting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional reactions, hurt feelings, Minecraft, relationship dynamics, romantic gestures, Server, vacation accommodations, vacation activities, vacation budget, vacation expectations, vacation planning, vacation planning zone, vacation preferences, VacayGoneWrong

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adventurous as planning a last-minute vacation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists! 🌟🤣

🔥 Imagine a world where every block you break leads to a new adventure, just like trying to plan the perfect getaway for your significant other! 🔥

🚀 Our server is so epic, it’ll make you feel like you’re soaring through the skies on a spontaneous vacation! 🚀

💔 And if you’ve ever felt the sting of rejection when your plans get shot down, you’ll fit right in with our community of players who know the struggle all too well! 💔

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a disagreement over vacation plans! 😉✨

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PhoneFlipperPro

aita, business transaction, buyer backed out, cracked phone, customer satisfaction, customer service, phone buyer, phone condition, phone inspection, phone pictures, phone return, phone sale, phone seller, phone transaction, PhoneFlipperPro, reselling phones, retail transaction, return policy, return request, selling phones, used phones

Looking for a Minecraft server that sticks to its word like I stick to not taking back those used phones? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and drama-filled transactions. Just like that guy trying to return those phones, you’ll be blown away by the excitement and thrill of our server. Who needs a 30-day return policy when you can have endless fun and chaos on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!

BIZARRE, bizarre occurrence, chance, Coincidence, CoincidenceCraft, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, odd, peculiar, quirky, Random, serendipity, smp, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, UNUSUAL, unusual happenstance, Wacky, weird

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre coincidences that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering to trade you emeralds for your precious gems. Or how about the time when a group of chickens started a synchronized swimming routine in a lava pool? And let’s not forget the time when a wandering trader showed up with a llama caravan carrying nothing but stacks of enchanted golden carrots.

If you want to be a part of a server where the unexpected is the norm and where chaos reigns supreme, then join us now! Who knows what kind of wacky coincidences you’ll encounter next? It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more llamas and less safety regulations. So come on, dive into the madness and join our SMP today!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AnnoyingEarwormCraft

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Remember that one time you couldn’t stop singing “Baby Shark” and now it’s permanently stuck in your head? Well, imagine if that annoying song was actually the entrance theme to the most epic Minecraft server in existence!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being serenaded by the dulcet tones of “Baby Shark” on repeat. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game.

So come on over and join us on the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to have “Baby Shark” stuck in your head for eternity – but hey, it’s a small price to pay for all the fun and chaos that awaits you!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CreeperCarnageFunLand

airstrikes, Beirut, Blasts, breaking news, civilian areas, Conflict, CreeperCarnageFunLand, Dahiyeh, explosions, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, secondary explosions, Targets, violence, War

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like explosions going off in Dahiyeh, man! Israel be striking Beirut and you can hear them secondary explosions, just like the TNT in our server! It’s lit, fam! Join now to experience the thrill of surviving in a world full of chaos and destruction. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the madness or team up with other players to conquer the wasteland. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the mayhem begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crops Grown:	2921

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Cool Cat Perfect Cat Bizarre Cat

animal lovers, BIZARRE, bizarre behavior, cat, cat behavior, cat companions, cat lovers, cat obsession, cat owners, Cool, Feline, feline friends, furry friends, multiple cats, one cat, perfect, pet owners, Pets, three cats, two cats, unique pets

So, like, imagine if you had, like, a million cats on this, like, totally epic Minecraft server. It’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. You can, like, build a whole cat kingdom and rule over all the other players with your feline army. And, like, if you collect enough cats, you unlock super secret powers that let you shoot laser beams out of their eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, dude. So, like, come join this server and be the ultimate cat overlord. Meow.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

💎MyDestiny ✨ Love your destiny ✨ Anarchy[1.21]🚀 Minecraft server

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IP: mydestiny.su

Telegram channel: https://t.me/mcmydestiny

Telegram chat: https://t.me/mydestinychat

Store: https://store.mydestiny.su/

Hello dear friend! MyDestiny is a new anarchy, you definitely won’t get bored!

Here you will find:

[+] Anarchy

[+] New armor

[+] New weapons

[+] Dragon World

[+] Customized map

[+] Good admins

Happy gaming!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	677683	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing aged is the players! (21+)

21, Adult, aged, Community, Dedicated, Diamond Economy, Events, flourishing, fresh world, java, long term, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Players, Season, Shops, smp, spawn city, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply by visiting https://mad-smp.net/discord
What is the server’s focus?	The server focuses on building a beautiful and fun world, with a giant spawn city, shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events.
Is the server for Java Edition only?	Yes, the server is for Java Edition.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Crops Grown:	4695
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Edgar’s Girl-Friendly Minecraft Server

BI SEXUAL, Cultural differences, DATING, EdgarMaxxing, Edgars, Gender norms, GirlFriendly, Girls, hello kitty, Identity, internet culture, LGBTQ, Mexican girls, mexico, Minecraft, online communities, relationships, Retardmaxxing, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, social media, Stereotypes

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further than EdgarMaxxing (aka Retardmaxxing for you non-Mexicans)! Our server is filled with Bi-sexual Hello Kitty girls just waiting to join you in your Minecraft adventures. From building epic structures to battling mobs, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Join now and experience the craziness for yourself!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

> Entire Manga SMP – Evolving Relationship Minecraft

Character development, Communication, Connection, deep bond, emotional connection, emotional depth, entire, Evolving, evolving relationship, friendship, growth, Intimacy, love, Manga, Minecraft, non-sexual relationship, not physical, platonic relationship, relationship, romance, smp, story progression, two people, Understanding, unresolved tension

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and maybe even find love…or not, because who needs that when you have a creeper blowing up your house every other day?

Our server is like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less make-out sessions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who steals all the diamonds? The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times we’ve accidentally set each other on fire.

So come on, join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell that’s even crazier than a manga where the main characters never even get it on.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyCrip Minecraft Server

Assistance, basic life tasks, Boundaries, burden, care, Challenges, COMPLICATED, consideration, CraftyCrip, disabled friend, Favors, friendship, Helping, INDEPENDENCE, INTIMATE, Minecraft, physical disability, responsibilities, Server, Struggle, Support, wheelchair

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, unlike Mary’s friend!

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about picking up things from across town for your friends. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun without the burden of helping someone with their laundry or toilet troubles.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and epic Minecraft battles. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Buildings Constructed:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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Features:

Server Rules:

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

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Question: Are there daily loot drops on the server?

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FAQ

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Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3