Sally’s SMP Adventures: Minecraft SMP Sue

About to, Adventures, Brain, Breakfast, cocaine, Difference, Hunger pain, kills, MAMA, Men, Minecraft, morning, Old, Quick, Running, SALLY, Sallys, sick, smp, SUE, They don’t know., Whores, woke up

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, COCAINE (just kidding, please don’t do drugs kids).

Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).

But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).

So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mines Excavated:	1699	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Soul valley stables

Chill, Equestrian, Equine, Horse, Roleplay

Hello i am trixy! i own soul valley stables! we are a WIP and its only me and my friend tessa! we have genetic animals and genetic cats and genetic horses! we also use swem horses! we allow creative to build your home! and offer roleplays and lessons! please join the discord to get the mod download and the server ip! curse forge needed!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	112431	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Marych

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

This server is still under construction. The game modes only come one after the other. That means that it takes a little bit longer until the server is completely finished. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and admins from the Marych server.

This server is still in progress. The game modes are added one after the other. This means that it still takes a while until the server is completely finished. But still welcome! Kind regards, builders and admins of the Marych server.

This server is still under construction. The game modes just come one after another. That means it takes a little longer until the server is completely finished. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and administrators of the Marych server.

This server is still under construction. The game modes follow one after the other. This means that the server takes a little longer to complete. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and administrators from the Marych server.

This server is still under construction. The game modes only come one after the other. This means it will take a bit longer for the server to be ready. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and admins from the Marych server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Star Shards Collected:	218

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Life5teal

Survival

LIFE5TEAL • Season 1 Released

🛡 Staff needed : Apply in the Discord

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Ores Mined:	4548
Farms Harvested:	536	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TryPvP

PvP, Survival

TryPvP is a survival server. Our Developer has been working for hours upon hours to perfect the Skripts neccesary to run our server.

Unfortunately we have to shut down by the start of June. But until then, get on and have fun! We’re accepting staff even though we won’t be up. But if you get to be staff, you’ll have your staff rank when we restart!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PlanetMC1

PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play PlanetMC1 we have survival, pvp, skyblock, and events! winning an event will not only get you a reward but you will get a custom rank! so come join us hade have fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Exoticnetwork

Cracked, Crates, Ffa, PvP, Survival

Server IP: play.exoticnetwork.in:19132

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Faction

Factions, PvP, Survival

We are currently looking for Staff members such as builders, Moderators, Admins, Managers, Developers, ETC. If you think you can help? JOIN! If you can advertise this server by recording or posting things on your social medias, then JOIN HERE! This server will be the next thing with your help! Thank you!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Kreys

Dungeons, Economy, Elitemobs, Gui Shop, Multiplayer Survival, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Slimefun, Vanilla Survival

SLIMEFUN ELITEMOBS JOBS SKILLS SHOP

If you are looking for a server to play with your friends without lag and great content JOIN!

Our server has dungeons, tombs upon death, no ADMIN abuse, active STAFF, rewards when voting, store, jobs, random meteorites around the map, free of hackers and MANY MORE THINGS!

SURVIVAL [1.8.9-1.19.3] BEDROCK Y JAVA SLIMEFUN, ELITEMOBS, SHOP, SKILLS

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Raphie MC Server

Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla, survival, Minecraft server. Almost everything can happen because it has only 2 rules. The server is also by the Youtuber “Raphie Exists” (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUGznixdw_sxn5Jn1bIHl8A). The 2 rules are: 1. Don’t say language that may be offensive to a race, gender, religion, etc 2. Don’t hack

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ParadoxMC

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

ParadoxMC is a simplistic OG, NON-OP SkyBlock server. Don’t join if you’re not tough enough to survive.

– Non-OP Economy – Play With Your Friends – Monthly Top Island PayPal Rewards – Friendly Community

50% OFF LAUNCH SALE | JOIN TODAY

IP: Play.ParadoxMC.org Forum: https://paradoxmc.org/

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	5670	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Meow.catempire.win

Bungeecord, Discord, Lobby, Paper, Semi Vanilla, Skypvp, Survival

Server IP: meow.catempire.win

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

hostiland

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome To The Survival Vote; Hostiland I Hope You Have Fun On My Server and Don’t Forget to Vote Krak

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RolePlay 100×100

Economy, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

Servidorft RolePlay 1.12.2 forge (with mods, download on discord) is a server with jobs such as police, banker, farmer, miner… It is important to log into discord and follow the instructions in the welcome message.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Tapioca express

Pixelmon Reforged

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Zees Pub Semi-Vanilla Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Zee’s Pub No Rules/No Hacks/No Pay2Win Semi-Vanilla Survival is built on Paper as the server base, runs on a Linux Dedicated server, we use SilkSpawners to make Spawners Mineable with Silk Touch, EssentialsX For The Basics, FastLeafDecay, Gatekeeper, Harbor(Sleep Plugin), Phantom Combat(For Combat Logging), and Lasso. ONLY Anonymous donations are allowed, there is no buying admin, items, ranks, particles, cosmetics, etc… The only incentive you have to donate is making sure the server can continue running on a High Performance Dedicated Server with Gigabit Fiber connection.

IP: minecraft.zee.li Port:25565(default)

Specs:

Intel Core i7 9700K

64GB DDR4 RAM

M.2 NVMe Drive

Gigabit Fiber Ethernet Plugins installed on server: SilkSpawners, Essentials, FastLeafDecay, Gatekeeper, Harbor, Phantom Combat, Lasso

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.