Sally’s SMP Adventures: Minecraft SMP Sue

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, COCAINE (just kidding, please don’t do drugs kids).

Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).

But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).

So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Magic Items Found:	8216	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

redneck mining

Economy, Survival

Just a small friendly minecraft server, come have fun and relax and play minecraft. some addons for your enjoyment

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

minetopia-nl

Economy, Roleplay, Towny

minetopia nl only server we builts this town for your fun and rp you have to me nl to join if you are ty for join our server

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Cosmicsmp

Crates, Kit PvP, Ranks

A server like any other that is dedicated to boxing pvp, I hope you like it

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Skybrawl

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

We’re introducing a brand new game to the Minecraft community. Skybrawl is a combination of the three most widely-loved gamemodes that exist to date; Skyblock, Factions, and Prison. We’ve combined them in a way that allows the player to experience the feel of each one, not by simply adding prison mines to a skyblock server. Raid other player’s islands, upgrade your own, rankup, and so much more. Start your adventure today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MyMetaverse

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

MyMeta Minecraft Server The worlds first blockchain Minecraft network features adrenaline-pumping minigames, interesting quests, and personal real estate.

Players can now link their Enjin wallet in order to use the blockchain assets they own in the server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Accolademc network

Bed wars, bedrock, Cracked, Economy, Factions, Kit PvP, Op skyblock, PvP, Survival

Here at the AccoladeMc Network, we’re trying our best to provide our players with an engaging server that makes them keep coming back!

Our server supports versions from 1.16-1.20.x. We recently launched our brand new Lifesteal server, and we’re about to release our Skyblock server very soon!.

AccoladeMc Network Features:

Lag Free NetworkFriendly CommunityCustom EnchantmentsEconomyPvP ArenaLifstealShopsJobsPractice PvP24/7 StaffBedrock and Java CompatibilityAnd so much more…

Come join us to begin your wonderful adventure!

Java IP: play.accolademc.xyz

Bedrock IP: pe.accolademc.xyz:19132

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Tough Roads Whitelist Vanilla Community

Survival, Vanilla

Hello and welcome to the Tough Roads Whitelisted Community Page We are looking for community driven and friendly players to add to the server. We have yet to launch the server in it’s full capacity and plan to do so during the week depending on those that join! We hope to provide a friendly and laid-back experience that is not only driven for a small group of friends but also oriented to having players actually work together in a group. Join the discord to apply!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Kinevo

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Kinevo Minecraft Server is a collection of minecraft gamemodes, including a Disneyland Server, Survival Server, and Creative Server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Chillcraft.org 18

18+ Chill Survival server. Created by Ari Horesh, the owner of EnterMedSchool.com for his students to relax during the weekends, feel free to join us.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BaldandsMC

Survival

New survival server with /dupe. New and fresh community where all players are new. Very fun and unpredictable.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HarvestSMP

Survival, Vanilla

Harvest is a public survival community based SMP sever. We are as vanilla as a public server can be. The only plugins we have installed are Dynmap, Greif prevention plugins, and an AFK plugin. At any time we have several public works projects going on, and we have a shopping district located at spawn

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Kryomc skyblock

Auction, Eco, Economy, Hub, MCMMO, Network, Op skyblock, Skyblock

KryoMC is an upcoming and fast-growing network.We currently have Skyblock, and will be adding many more gamemodes very soon.

We focus on community and innovation.

Join now to be a part of the new Era!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	New Chunks Explored:	161018

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Neplo smp

Adventure, Cracked, Pve Survival

Neplo SMP, Nepal’s one of the Best Survival server and Community with best gameplay and Security . We try our best to provide best experience to the player of our community. We are new and we hope that you will be a part of our community and become best community together.

Discord: https://discord.gg/93rkx88cgM

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

McDungeon

Towny

play.McDungeon.com is a fresh server focused on enhancing the survival essence of Minecraft while getting ready for the huge 1.16 update!

Actions speak louder then words. Logon today and let your adventure begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SubVIval

Factions, PvP, Survival

We are a faction server, we do a lot of activities and we mostly speak Spanish, we have a decent spawn and we need users.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.