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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 656 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1022 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 162 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
– Our server is ruled by a group of saggy llamas who have declared themselves the kings of the land. Join us and pledge your allegiance to these majestic creatures! – We have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense dance battles with creepers. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball! – Our server is home to the legendary Golden Potato, said to grant whoever finds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of bacon. – We host weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of our saggy rulers and compete for the title of Fastest Llama Jockey in the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wacky world of Saggy Superiority!