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ResentfulCraft – Keep Canada Happy!

Canada, Canada-US relations, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CONSERVATIVE, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Happy, international relations, leadership, NAFTA, North America, Poilievre, Politics, resentful neighbour, ResentfulCraft, Trade, trump, united states, Warning, Warns

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6535
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s liek, da bomb diggity, ya know? we got unicorns flyin’ around, shootin’ rainbows outta their butts and stuff. and, like, if u join, u get a free pet dragon dat breathes fire and can cook u s’mores. plus, we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and all dat good stuff. but, like, watch out for the evil llamas dat guard it, they spit acid and stuff. so, come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever, cuz why not, eh?

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, challenge, Community, Discord, End.., Events, Experiment, Factions, gameplay, hang out, Ip:, Mature, Monuments, Nether, Playerbase, PvP, Roleplay, semi anarchy, Server, skill, Superflat, Survival, Unique

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Votes:	3114	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Server Overview

Server Name	The Superflat Experiment
Age of Server	3 years old
Community	Tightknit community of regulars
Gameplay	100% vanilla
Features	Structures enabled, easy access to nether and end

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is Superflat.world

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server is nearing 3 years old.

Q: What type of gameplay does the server have?

A: The server has 100% vanilla gameplay, meaning survival is based purely on skill.

Q: Are structures enabled on the server?

A: Yes, structures are enabled, allowing players to obtain most items in the game.

Q: How can I join the community?

A: Join the Discord server at discord.gg/dPmzXWreJD

Enchanted Grove Village 1.21.3

1.21.3, 22 years old, Adventure, alternative lifestyle, backpacking, bohemian, cute girl, dirty hippie girl, earthy, Enchanted, Exploration, free-spirit, Grove, Hippie, nature lover, Nomad, Off the beaten path, outdoor enthusiast, solo travel, travel, unconventional beauty, Village, Wanderlust, young adult

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ores Mined:	6941
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Yo bro, forget about those dirty hippie chicks, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t smell like patchouli, I promise. Plus, who needs real-life backpacking when you can explore endless virtual worlds from the comfort of your mom’s basement? Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you see our epic builds and meet our wacky community of players. So ditch the hiking boots and grab your virtual pickaxe, because this server is where the real adventure begins!

WeddingCrasherCraft

adoption, awkwardness, celebration, cousin, Decision making, Dilemma, exclusion, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family unity, Invitation, mopey behavior, relationships, sister, space limitations, stigma, Support, Wedding, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding celebration like no other, where the guest list is more exclusive than a VIP club in Ibiza.

Witness the epic showdown between cousins, uncles, and adopted sisters as they battle it out for a spot at the wedding. Will you choose family loyalty or the chance to party with your long-lost cousins?

With space limitations that rival a Tokyo subway during rush hour, you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to secure your invitation. But hey, who needs a formal invite when you can just show up and crash the party like a true Minecraft rebel?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for a wedding celebration that will go down in Minecraft history. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? Join us now, because this wedding is about to get lit!

DeserveBetterMC

DeserveBetterMC, deserved better, forgotten heroes, Historical figures, historical injustice, Marginalized, Mistreated, neglected, Overlooked, someone from history, tragic figures, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uncelebrated, Uncredited, Underappreciated, underrecognized, Unrecognized, unremembered, unsung heroes, unvalued

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Void Armor Forged:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7928	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring old history books telling you about people who deserved better? Well, come join our Minecraft server and rewrite history yourself! Imagine a world where Cleopatra had a pet llama named Larry, or where Julius Caesar was actually a master chef who cooked up delicious creeper stew. On our server, you can create your own wacky alternate histories and have a blast doing it. So why settle for the same old stories when you can make history hilarious on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

ScholzCraft: Hit Back on Tariffs!

Hit, ScholzCraft, Tariffs

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5266	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Potions Brewed:	116
Ores Mined:	5439	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Dragons Tamed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you gotta join this server because, like, the EU is gonna hit back on Trump tariffs, but, like, we got a deal that’s even better, man. like, you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a giant chicken into battle. it’s, like, totally epic, bro. so, like, come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, dude. it’s gonna be, like, so rad.

ClitCraft: Size Matters in Post-Op Fun

ClitCraft, clitoral position, clitoral shape, clitoral size, Clitoris, female anatomy, female sexual dysfunction, Fun, gynecology, matters.., Medical Studies, pelvic surgery, PostOp, postoperative, reproductive health, research, sexual anatomy, sexual function, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, SIZE, surgical outcomes, Women’s Health, women’s sexuality

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Buildings Constructed:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like the clitoris of minecraft servers – small but mighty! just like how a woman’s clitoris is key to her sexual function, our server is key to your gaming experience!

join us and experience the magic of a server where clitoral size, position, and shape actually matter! forget about boring postoperative sexual function after surgery, on our server, the only surgery u need is a lobotomy to fully enjoy the insanity that awaits u!

so come on, join us and let’s get weird together! who knew that the key to a great minecraft server was all about the clitoris? but hey, we don’t make the rules, we just play by them – or not, cuz we’re too busy having a blast on our server!

LegendaryHardcore

brand new, danger, Discord, escape spawn, Griefing, Hardcore, Killers, LegendaryHardcore, New server, No Resets, permadeath, player heads, Player vs Player, PvP, Raiding, skill-based, Survival, Terrain, Trust no-one, untouched, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

LegendaryHardcore Overview

Server Name	LegendaryHardcore
Server Type	Hardcore
Start Date	Less than a week ago
Features	Player Heads, PvP, Raiding, Griefing
IP	mc.legendaryhc.org
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

What makes LegendaryHardcore different from other servers?

LegendaryHardcore is the only true hardcore server in Minecraft where if you die, you are Permanently Banned with no way to revive the account.

Is there a grace period for new players?

No, there is no grace period. PvP, raiding, and griefing is enabled from the start.

Are there any special features on the server?

Player Heads are dropped when a player dies, adding a unique aspect to the gameplay.

How can I escape spawn and the dangers lurking there?

The spawn radius is 2500, allowing players to move away from spawn and the potential threats.

Is the gameplay purely based on skill?

Yes, there are very few tweaks from the vanilla experience, so your survival is based on your skill and not external factors.

Mystic Craft Network 1.20.4

1.20.4, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Craft, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, mystic, Network, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Schedule, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Phase Connect Twitter, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Chimeras Created:	4
Farms Harvested:	679	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Buildings Constructed:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Emeralds Found:	600
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like, the craziest thing ever! We got all these official links that will blow your mind, like the website, the schedule, and even their Twitter accounts! And get this, they got characters like Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori – all ready to rock your world in the game!

But wait, there’s more! You can also hang out with Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, and Tenma Maemi – it’s like a party in Minecraft, man! And don’t even get me started on Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and Dizzy Dokuro – they’re gonna make your gaming experience lit AF!

Oh, and did I mention they got Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, and Amanogawa Shiina too? It’s like a dream come true! So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the madness begin!

StepSisRage Minecraft Server

anger management, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Daughters, family, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, Minecraft, overreaction, parenting, protectiveness, Respect, Server, Siblings, stepdad, stepfamily, StepSisRage, Support, Understanding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of virtual step-sibling rivalry like never before.

Imagine a world where step-siblings battle it out in epic Minecraft fights, where protecting your virtual mom is the ultimate goal. Will you be the hero who stands up to the rebellious step-siblings threatening to take over the virtual family? Or will you join forces with them and create chaos in the virtual household?

With insane stories like these happening every day on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft family drama adventure you’ve ever experienced!

NoPartyForYou

angry texts, anxiety, Boundaries, difficult guest, friendship, jokes, mental health issues, Movie, n-word, NoPartyForYou, oldest friends, overreaction, overstay, Party, social contracts, stop inviting, Super Bowl party, UNCOMFORTABLE, vape

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246
Void Gems Collected:	35	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Come join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about inviting that one friend who always overstays their welcome! We understand the struggle of dealing with difficult guests, so we’ve created a server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time building and exploring.

Our server is a safe space where you can relax and enjoy playing without any vape clouds or inappropriate jokes. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a community of players who just want to have fun!

So if you’re tired of dealing with party guests like “John,” come join us and leave the stress behind. Build your own world, make new friends, and never worry about inviting that one friend who just can’t take a hint. It’s time to say goodbye to the drama and hello to a new adventure on our server!

CringeCraftCelebs

BIZARRE, Celebrity, creepy, CringeCraftCelebs, disconcerting, Disturbing, disturbing behavior, eerie, FAMOUS, odd, off-putting, peculiar, public figure, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, unnerving, unsettling, unsettling behavior, unsettling presence, weird

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you tired of being creeped out by celebrities and public figures? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape from the real world and build your own celebrity-free paradise! No more worrying about running into that one creepy celebrity that gives you the heebie-jeebies.

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build your dream world free from any creepy celebrities. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to banish any celebrity you find creepy to the depths of the Nether! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those creepy vibes for good!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

chancellor, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, Diversity, Europe, european union, extremism, far-right parties, German, Government, INCLUSIVE, international relations, KrautCraft, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, right wing, Server, Unity, Vance

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Endless Night Skies:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

so, like, ok, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find a secret portal to the land of dancing llamas and flying pigs. u know, like, the german chancellor tried to shut it down cuz he was jelly of our epic parties with the far-right llamas. but we were like, nah bro, we just wanna build cool stuff and ride on rainbow unicorns. so, like, join us and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. plus, we have free pizza every friday. u can’t miss out on that, right? so, like, join now and let’s make some epic memories together. party on, dudes! 🍕🦄🎉

NetCraft: Backing Israel, Holding Hostages

Alliance, BACKING, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Hamas, Holding, hostages, hostages crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, NetCraft, Politics, SECURITY, Support, Terrorism, trump, united states, US

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Runes Activated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was so intense, bro.

also, like, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns at will. it’s, like, totally magical, dude. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and, like, a million diamonds? yeah, it’s, like, the ultimate loot stash, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made, bro.

Veggie Microscope Quest – Paper Mill Chronicles

academic journals, Chronicles, electron microscope, microscope, microscopy techniques, Mill, OCR error, Paper, paper mill articles, plant biology, plant cells, Quest, research papers, scientific advancement, scientific analysis, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, scientific error, scientific imaging, scientific investigation, scientific literature, scientific methods, scientific research, scientific technology, vegetative electron microscopy, Veggie

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	982	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Star Shards Collected:	75
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where the tale of vegetative electron microscopy is told in a way that will blow your mind. we have so many paper mill articles that got mixed in by an apparent OCR error, it’s like a virtual library of randomness.

if you want to explore the mysteries of electron microscopy while surrounded by paper mills, this is the place for you. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have as you navigate through this bizarre world.

join now and be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality warped. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on. so come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and see where it takes you!

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7