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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Epic Quests Completed: 9 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
Love Letters Sent: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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