Yo, dis server be so lit, even da Kremlin be tryna sabotage it cuz dey jelly of all da fun we be havin! Like, dey be sendin creepers and zombies to try and mess wit us, but we just be buildin diamond fortresses and laughin in deir faces. Join us if ya wanna show dem Kremlin fools who da real bosses of Minecraft are! Plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely of cake. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come join da madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Potions Brewed: 59
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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