Yo, dis server be so lit, even da Kremlin be tryna sabotage it cuz dey jelly of all da fun we be havin! Like, dey be sendin creepers and zombies to try and mess wit us, but we just be buildin diamond fortresses and laughin in deir faces. Join us if ya wanna show dem Kremlin fools who da real bosses of Minecraft are! Plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely of cake. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come join da madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Vanishing Items Found: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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